1) (Noun) A weak loser who tries to get ahead by being a bitch to more accomplished people.
2) (Verb) To get one's ass raped and handed back to him by his brother.
3) (Adjective) See: annoying, emo, clueless, and stupid.
2) (Verb) To get one's ass raped and handed back to him by his brother.
3) (Adjective) See: annoying, emo, clueless, and stupid.
1) Sasuke loves to suck Orochimaru's cock to learn all the 1337 Jutsus he would've never discovered on his own. (Unlike Sasuke's pro brother who mastered everything by himself)
2) Even while facing against a severely weakened and diseased Itachi who was going easy on Sasuke, Sasuke STILL couldn't beat him.
3) "My life's sole mission is to kill my evil brother. Nothing will pierce the frigid Siberia of my lonely and locked soul. I have grown to hate Itachi. BECAUSE HATE MAKES ME STRONG!"
Many years later...
"WTF, you mean Itachi was a good guy and he actually loved me? Man am I an idiot."
2) Even while facing against a severely weakened and diseased Itachi who was going easy on Sasuke, Sasuke STILL couldn't beat him.
3) "My life's sole mission is to kill my evil brother. Nothing will pierce the frigid Siberia of my lonely and locked soul. I have grown to hate Itachi. BECAUSE HATE MAKES ME STRONG!"
Many years later...
"WTF, you mean Itachi was a good guy and he actually loved me? Man am I an idiot."
by sladjflsakjdglshdg;lk July 18, 2008
Male character from Uchiha Clan in manga series Naruto.Possible By product of some overly angsty person influencing Kishimoto-sama.
The only other things worthy of note of this angst ridden disturbed kid is the immense size of his ego and an overwhelming inferiority complex. Not a good combination.
Apparently has a kunai shoved up his rectum. Probably was self inflicted, showing he derives pleasure from weird sources.
Famous for runing off with a unwholesomely pale homosexual paedophile, nearly killing Naruto with Chidori, and his immensly miniscule genatalia, which he constantly compares to his brother's, thus explaining is inferiority complex.
Also well know for the copious amounts of hair gel and wax needed to keep his hair in its exceedingly unatural shape.
Student under Kakashi along with Sakura and Naruto. I suspect Kakashi was under influence of alcohol when he decided to teach the Sasuke-brat the chidori. I personally would'nt teach him how to wash the dishes.
The only other things worthy of note of this angst ridden disturbed kid is the immense size of his ego and an overwhelming inferiority complex. Not a good combination.
Apparently has a kunai shoved up his rectum. Probably was self inflicted, showing he derives pleasure from weird sources.
Famous for runing off with a unwholesomely pale homosexual paedophile, nearly killing Naruto with Chidori, and his immensly miniscule genatalia, which he constantly compares to his brother's, thus explaining is inferiority complex.
Also well know for the copious amounts of hair gel and wax needed to keep his hair in its exceedingly unatural shape.
Student under Kakashi along with Sakura and Naruto. I suspect Kakashi was under influence of alcohol when he decided to teach the Sasuke-brat the chidori. I personally would'nt teach him how to wash the dishes.
by Dark Lord Kanzaki February 24, 2006
A fan-ligion (basically a fan religion) where one worships the "god-like" body of Uchiha Sasuke from the fandom Naruto. The people who are apart of this cult are some of the most obsessed people I have ever met. Now, I'm not saying these people are all bad, violent people.....normally... but once they feel their God has been threatened (by a character in the series, person or in some other way) these fans are likely to attack said blasphemer at full power (for you see, these beings are closely related to the Haruno Sakura and Karin from the series). Their victim unknowingly just dug their own grave. Yes, most of these people who cross the paths of these fangirls (and boys) do not always live to tell the tale for their strength in numbers is ever increasing and even as we speak, there will be some portion of their army going after another poor soul who spoke badly of Sasuke to destroy such evil and allow their king's reign to continue as most sexy awesome ninja with the bad-ass moves, no matter how emo or mentally unstable he is.
Sasuke-lova123: Omg, Sasuke is sooo hawt. I love you gorgeous.
Naru-fan92: Pfft, Sasuke's not all that great. I mean, he couldn't even kill his brother and now Pain destroys Konoha instead? Please, he's just a stupid emo kid with mental problems.
Sasuke-lova123: What. The. Hell. Did. You. Just. Say. About. SASUKE?????????!!!!!!!!!
Naru-fan92: Uh....
Sasuke-lova123: SASUKE FANS, UNITE!
Naru-fan92: *gets pwnd by the fans*
Sasuke-lova123: Aha! See! Sasukeism RULES YOUR ASS! CHA! *highfives other Sasuke fans*
Naru-fan92: Pfft, Sasuke's not all that great. I mean, he couldn't even kill his brother and now Pain destroys Konoha instead? Please, he's just a stupid emo kid with mental problems.
Sasuke-lova123: What. The. Hell. Did. You. Just. Say. About. SASUKE?????????!!!!!!!!!
Naru-fan92: Uh....
Sasuke-lova123: SASUKE FANS, UNITE!
Naru-fan92: *gets pwnd by the fans*
Sasuke-lova123: Aha! See! Sasukeism RULES YOUR ASS! CHA! *highfives other Sasuke fans*
by Inu-Uchi[fan] January 6, 2009
Naruto:Hey Sasuke how come you have so many fangirls yet your still single?
Sasuke:Isn't it obvious dobe?I'm gay.
Sasuke:Isn't it obvious dobe?I'm gay.
by Dark_Kris October 21, 2008
Full name Uchiha Sasuke. A character in the Naruto Anime Series.
His quest for vengeance on his brother, Itachi, leads him to become consumed by evil.
He is willing to sacrifice anything to kill brother. Even if it means giving up his own body to become Orochimaru's vessel.
His quest for vengeance on his brother, Itachi, leads him to become consumed by evil.
He is willing to sacrifice anything to kill brother. Even if it means giving up his own body to become Orochimaru's vessel.
by Sonicstrike August 30, 2006
Full name: Uchiha Sasuke
An emo punk who desires to kill his older brother for something he was ordered to do, then cries once he's done it.
A heretic retard.
An emo punk who desires to kill his older brother for something he was ordered to do, then cries once he's done it.
A heretic retard.
Joe: Hey, what's wrong with Phil? He's been in the corner for an hour.
Mark: His girlfriend dumped him, now he's going all Sasuke.
Mark: His girlfriend dumped him, now he's going all Sasuke.
by Z3R0DROITE March 1, 2009
The world's only emo ninja.
If I was a ninja like Sasuke, I sure as hell wouldn't be emo. I'd be too busy kicking ass to be emo.
by Cheapskateninja December 9, 2005