by The Chocolate Leopard May 1, 2010
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2) Sarbanes Oxley is also a swear word.
3) Something to hide behind when you need introduce bureaucracy to the nth degree.
2) Sarbanes Oxley is also a swear word.
3) Something to hide behind when you need introduce bureaucracy to the nth degree.
SOX dweeb: Do have everything under control?
Office bloke: Yes
SOX dweeb: Can I see the documentary evidence?
Office bloke: We don't keep hard copy
SOX dweeb (smugly): The you have failed your control and I must report you to the highest possible echelon within the organisation who will inform of your failure and sack you. Sarbanes Oxley (SOx) is the alpha and the omega.
Office bloke: So fucking what? DIE!
/bang
SOX dweeb dies in a pool of it's own blood. Much rejoicing ensues.
Office bloke: Yes
SOX dweeb: Can I see the documentary evidence?
Office bloke: We don't keep hard copy
SOX dweeb (smugly): The you have failed your control and I must report you to the highest possible echelon within the organisation who will inform of your failure and sack you. Sarbanes Oxley (SOx) is the alpha and the omega.
Office bloke: So fucking what? DIE!
/bang
SOX dweeb dies in a pool of it's own blood. Much rejoicing ensues.
by flatster October 24, 2006
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Accounting guidelines that advise the accountant to bend over the desk and getting donkey punched by their favorite senior.
by Ferret September 14, 2004
Get the sarbanes oxley (SOx) mug.A combination of the words "sarcasm" and "awesome"...A use of the word "awesome" when the intent is obviously sarcastic. If properly understood, the response may be I know, right?
Joe (in his car, on the phone): Hey Bob, I'm stuck in traffic, by the time I get there to pick you up, happy hour will be over.
Bob (waiting for Joe at his house): *Awesome*
Joe: Are you serious?
Bob: No, I thought you'd be able to tell that was sarcawesome.
Bob (waiting for Joe at his house): *Awesome*
Joe: Are you serious?
Bob: No, I thought you'd be able to tell that was sarcawesome.
by spamberger June 12, 2011
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As pontificated by my dear friend Evan during a discussion of dates:
"The poor guy must of been jilted in the past, it's why he's so...saranesque."
"The poor guy must of been jilted in the past, it's why he's so...saranesque."
by E.L.W. February 15, 2006
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