anti-siphonism

The belief that the world will be much better without the individual Maksim Roskov, otherwise known as Siphon.

Dude life just got much better with anti-siphonism. We don't have to worry about cringe or desperation anymore!

by shahrom October 30, 2022

Spoonism

a cult worshipping the all knowing and all powerful mr. spoonhower.

and or
the act of worshipping mr. spoonhower.

all hail the all knowing spoons.

all hail spoonism

by marblesart October 21, 2018

salmonism

the art of smoking salmon.

Smoke salmon, all day long.

by Arlo De Guzman April 26, 2005

Symphonism

An over-glorification of a school symphony band and/or marching band. Often frowned upon, generally disliked or absolutely hated by anyone that is not a part of the band because of the band members' air of superiority, weirdness, and overall annoyingness.

Guy 1: Dude, I hate those band geeks. They're so goddamn annoying.

Guy 2: Yeah, seriously. Our school is a total symphonism.

by BandH8r February 8, 2014

Schonism

When a person does something in the most difficult possible way but gets the job done in the end.

Why did you cut the grass with a pair of scissors? It's the art of schonism, its a form of self loathing.

by Taxidermister April 19, 2023

Spoonism

1. n. Of or relating to The Spooners, a cult like group of people from around the world, primarily the US, Denmark, Australia, and England.

ant. spork

That is such a spoonism!

by Amelia Marie July 16, 2008

Spoonism

Spoonism Is A Religion Surrounding Reflection

Hey did you hear that Bobby joined Spoonism?

by Dead guy in a ditch April 2, 2021