Sanfordesque

A long rambling, incoherent news conference/speech given by a public official that leaves you more confused about the official's real reasons for making the statement.

Governor Palin's speech 3 July 2009 announcing her intent to resign was truly sanfordesque.

by Gneissguy July 11, 2009

sanford & son

best tv show ever, period.

sanford and son is on, werd.

by carl November 14, 2003

Sanfordian

-The Life forms that are Born and Usually Consistent with Living in Sanford, Florida

-Born and Raised in Sanford, Fl

Sanford also Know as Bokey

DAMN NIGGAS IN SANFORD IS SOO RATCHET.... all these damn Sanfordians

by Elfresh September 13, 2011

Sanforded

When an employee takes a job and either never shows up for work or quits after 3 days on the job for no apparent reason.

I got Sanforded by that guy after thinking he was the perfect hire.

by UnderTheSea1 November 27, 2012

Sanford, North Carolina

Sanford North Carolina is a town you’ve probably passed through to get to either Raleigh, Southern Pines, or Fayetteville. If you’re a local teen there, your exciting saturday night consists of going to walmart to literally just walk around, go to one of the 3 mcdonalds within the same 5 mile vicinity, or going to smoke weed in the kiwanis park parking lot. you’ll find plenty of mexicans and inbreds while in sanford. the local hipsters like to drink shitty coffee at karmas and take aesthetic pictures in depot park. the rednecks can be found in the kendale parking lot smoking weed, cigarettes, and revving up their trucks for no reason. fine dining in sanford is either elizabeth’s or san felipe. lee senior is the bigger highschool with all the gay kids and theatre nerds and ghetto kids. southern lee is full of inbreds and privileged white kids from west lee county.

“Where can I find some real life cousin fuckers?”

“Sanford, North Carolina.”

by ihatesanford May 15, 2018

Pulled a Sanford

disappeared, awol, leaving no information for family or work, lying about your whereabouts

(In June 2009, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford disappeared to Argentina for 5 days with his mistress, claiming that he was on break/rest from all the battles going on over the stimulus money)

After she told him she was pregnant with his child, he dun pulled a sanford.

by xtinalam.com June 25, 2009

Terry Sanford High

Home of the thugs, hoes, potheads, and preps

Damn bruh you tryna go scroll up at Terry Sanford High

by brownskinbeauty October 17, 2019