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sandals with socks

A self-defeating combination. Though the purpose of sandals is to make you look cool and sexy, wearing sandals with socks achieves the opposite effect.
Those bros would probably get a lot more action if instead of wearing sandals with socks, they let their toes free.
by srury May 21, 2014
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Adidas Sandals

Junkies in Philly wear adidas sandals with white socks year round. i have no idea why. at all.
kensington junkies/crackheads wear overside white tee, adidas sandals with socks, and really long rocawear shorts while they sell works outside of somerset and kensington ave by the el.
by KandAjunkie December 13, 2009
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God lost his sandals

A phrase used to describe a very remote place or time.
I ain't goin' to Tinley Park. That's where God lost his sandals!

He lived in the middle of nowhere, right down the road from where God lost his sandals.
by onenationunderkim November 16, 2011
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Pork Scotch sandals

Crabby, disgusting sandals worn on the piggy trotters of little fat security guards who think its cool to holiday in South Africa.
Sweet Jesus. What's that little fat twat wearing on its filthy feet?

Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.
by Flappy Dickwad May 7, 2009
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winter sandals

cardboard boxes worn on your feet in the wilderness, especially during wintertime, as a makeshift shoe/last resort.
brooklyn: oh man, my toes are so cold.

nicole: can’t relate, thanks to my trusty winter sandals.
by book69 May 25, 2018
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European Sandalmaker

One who takes a shit on their partners back and then walk on it, only for the most intimate of partners.
"Damn man, my back feels so good my girlfriend is a european sandalmaker and she gave me some sandals last night".
by CAMPSTEVENS June 28, 2010
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candle sandals

You take a sandal, you cut a hole in it, you put a candle in it!
"Well, wine shoes didn't work out, but how about candle sandals??"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018
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