Samual Bortnick

Some who’s so fucking annoying and praises he knows everything.

Gets no bitch and have mentioned they have done concrete for 6 years.

Shut up Sam! (Always has something to say for no reason)
“My bad Samual Bortnick forgot you’ve been doing this for 6 years.”

by KKfrycook December 17, 2021

Uncle Samual

A little baby monkey who likes to eat cheese.

She: omg, i just got an uncle samual!
He: A little man?

by Mikal Ann Smith January 7, 2004

Samual

a professional alligator wrestler who lives in the dirty south of new mexico. Spends his weekends on his porch chewing tobacco and spitting into a tin can, but weekdays satisfying tourist's curiosity with a display of classic gator wrestling. In his spare time he likes to youtube magic tricks and practice them in the mirror. Samuel's are not afraid to get dirty, messy, smell like shit, and live life on the edge. They like attention and the sweet taste of honey on toast. When naked they spontaneously combust.
tourist-one: What is there to do in this god forsaken desert?

tourist-two: Have you heard of Samual?

tourist-one: No. Why? Is he some sort of magician?

tourist-two: Only in his spare time. He is a gator wrestler.

tourist-one: Damn, lets go see him wrestle!

by ~Coocher~ October 12, 2013

Samual

Samuel’s usually know Oliver’s and are complete opposites to them. They are kind of quite and not really known but whenever they have a chance for there voice to be heard, they will take it. They can be funny but hang around with simps. They usually Can act a bit gay but if you mention that to them they can get feisty they are quite weird and are the kind who would play Spider-Man and animay Behind the ball cage of the school. Even thought they are weird people they do have a normal amount of friends and are very street smart

Person: what the heck is that kid doing
Person 2: don’t mind him, he’s a samual

by Bratfink April 9, 2020

Samual

Samuel's an amazing guy that anyone would fall immediately for he’s cute, ,polite , kind and mostly quiet but with some effort you can get him to talk to you about anything he’s smart , an amazing friend who would never do anything to hurt your feelings even if he found out you like him he’s a person anyone would want to date or be friends with but back off this ones mine
-KRMCLT

Bella“Samual is so cute and kind “
Emma-“yeah he is”
Bella-“Hey back off he’s mine”

by KRMCLT November 4, 2019

samual

samual (serious-sam)

a quick insult for someone who is being moody or taking something to serious for your liking.

Alex: mate i think we should go home now its getting dark

chris: chill out samual

or......

Alex: mate i think we should go home now its getting dark

Chris : mate why do you always have to be such a samual?

by the benzmiester June 30, 2009

samuelbleich

pathetic, cowardly individual who does nothing to help themselves. Worthless and cheap.

i wanted to help my friend but in the moment was very samuelbleich , and i didn't help because I'm an ass.

by callsitlikesapro February 5, 2020