samblanket

A samblanket is a person who will often deceive you and/or pretend to be your friend when they are really your enemy and have something against you.

1. I often wonder if Jaron is a samblanket.
2. They samblanket who sent me those threatening messages is among us right now.

by Grandfather Clock April 13, 2015

Samoan Bath Towel

(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.

(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.

Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?

Junior: What happened?

Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.

by fmitga July 19, 2011

samoan splash

Diving into a pit of the hottest instagram models

How the hell do you expect us to samoan splash into that pit, we will die of about 15 bone fractures.

by anonymous February 10, 2020

Samoan Splash

It's when you dive into a deep pit in which hot naked Instagram models reside

Dude I just did the sickest Samoan splash, there is blood everywhere!

by Mr Pete williams February 11, 2020

Samosa'd

"Samosa'd" : The act of rubbing a pastry in a seemingly offending stranger's face in a rather unexpected manner that results in the immense enjoyment of all observers.

"Oh man, I was drunkenly absorbed in my falafel and didn't actually see, but I'm pretty sure that Vic just samosa'd that dude in the face! Yeah, his face is covered in spinach. samosa'd.

by Youngpersonwithdreams December 1, 2013

Samosa

A dietary staple of McGill University students used to end student debt, support charities, spread love, happiness, and friendship, basically to change the world. The Mose is the answer to all of life's questions, the peanut butter to jelly, the Whip to the Nay-Nay. Most importantly, it allows McGill's community to gather through the wonderful Facebook network that is Samosa Search.

"can someone pls hit me up with a st bio confir-mose-ion"

CONFIRMED

"Samosa Sean here to save the day"

by SamosaSearcher February 28, 2016

Samoa Joe

To perform an outstanding feat that requires equal parts stamina and obesity.

After eating shrimp for two hours straight, Super China Buffet management had me escorted from the restaurant. I Samoa Joed that joint!

by Dear Dixie June 25, 2008