alcoholic savant

A rare condition when a person suddenly gains brilliance or previously unknown areas of expertise with the introduction of massive amounts of alcohol to their bodies.

Billy: "Man, those guys were going to steal your car outside the bar, but you kicked all three of their asses! Do you know karate?"

John: "I don't know anything, but when I'm drinking I'm a black belt. I'm like an alcoholic savant with bourbon in me."

by Louisiana Gold May 18, 2009

titiot savant

a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.

Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.

by theinstigator December 15, 2013

Samanta

A fucking Goddess, she is fun-spirited, bossy, and a bad bitch. When she walks into the room, all eyes are on her, she just glows with personality. She has such a fun vibe to her, all the other bitches want to be her, and all the guys want to date her

Samanta: DELTE OR ILL BLOCK U

Jazzy: im innocent

by leilani bitch June 14, 2021

Samandriel

1) Samandriel is a character from the CW's hit TV show Supernatural. He appeared in 3 episodes but was then captured by Crowely and tortured, where he revieled the existance of the angel tablet, and then was killed by Castiel under Naomi's orders.

2) Samandriel is an angel of the Lord.

3) Heaven's most adorable angel.

"I thought Samandriel was dead." -Castiel to Naomi.

"Who would want to kidnap Heaven's most adorable angel?" -Dean Winchester referring to Samandriel
"Crowely." -Castiel answering Dean's question.

Fan-girl 1: Dean is so lovable
Fan-girl 2: Sam is like a teddy bear
Fan-girl 3: Castiel is so sexy
Fan-girl 4: Samandriel is so adorable<3 he's like a lost little puppy. You just want to take him in and give him all the love and affection you an affordღ

*WARNING* You may feel the sudden urge to cuddle when you see him.

by ღKayla Queen of thee Insaneღ January 28, 2013

samantha rose

One who is caring and compassionate, yet you would never expect it. Someone who puts others needs before their own. Someone who will annoy you relentlessly and will act tough, but cares for you on the inside. Someone who represents leadership and strength. Someone who will guide you through the dark but will not take any credit. Someone who is strong and brave. And all it takes to set her free, is a gentle push to the other side.

Samantha Rose is so tough. But she is a softy on the inside.

by Tessa Herondale June 27, 2015

Samantha Markle

A person who refuses to own their own behavior and will blame everything on someone else, most likely a famous estranged relative.
Originates from the envious older estranged half sister of The Duchess of Sussex whose book tanked (because of Meghan) and who was found to be a professional Twitter troll and a founding member of a hate group dedicated to targeting Meghan Markle (claiming hacked over a dozen times without ever offering any proof)

I saw you do it! I heard you say it! What do you mean it wasn’t you? You’re such a Samantha Markle!

by SlicingAnApple January 3, 2023

Sarantis

Sarantis is a name given mainly in the Greek community to males. People named sarantis are usually really bright and happy. They are always there for you no matter what.

Person 1 : "I just can't deal with this anymore"

Sarantis : "it's okay it would get better soon"

by Rowoon December 24, 2016