Black Salami

A black man with an extremely large penis, who can literally fuck himself.

"Look at the size of his cock"
"That's why they call him Black Salami"

by johnhomone April 7, 2015

salamence

The mokst badass dragon in the entire mother fucking galaxy. Will rip your balls if you touch him.

I'll ride a Salamence tonight hope I don't get my bals ripped.

by ErwinTheMotherFucker November 27, 2016

Wrinkled Salami

-Adjective

1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.

2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters

3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes

4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...

*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*

Just tell those Wrinkled Salami's to GTFO, then pepper spray them and run

by Three Legged Manly Man January 2, 2011

salami sunset

Men, that on a regular basis, try to suck their own cock. Pushing just that little bit further each time until one day, one day he will make it-the salami sunset.

Adam finally made the salami sunset and we didnt see him for days.
What you got there? A salami sunset?
Why are you so happy? make your salami sunset?

by Chalise April 22, 2009

Salami Stroking

The act of giving pleasure to ones self by yanking on the penis :)

Salami Stroking is Steffen Timmer's favorite hobby.

by Numba 1 Meskin April 23, 2011

Greasy salamander

greasy salamander is a term used by the very perfect Ethan Dolan and his amazing, hot brother Grayson Dolan.

“ I remember having a really greasy salamander school picture” said by Ethan in the video, The WORST photos of us.

by Dolan_addict64 November 11, 2018

Sagamore Middle School

A medium sized school that belongs to the Sachem district that is known for having a overpopulation problem jack asses leaving three car gaps the six grade drug dealers and fucking savages who start "fights" by calling each other pussies and never really punching each other and kids that call someone gay then say "SUCK MY DICK"

Sagamore middle school has an over population problem

by Finglefoobus October 21, 2016