rowan salter

hes a nice guy and gets turned on by everything and loves stuff like gay rat and rape fish he has a awesomely speshy personality and also is friends with jake moran also hes a bang out at science and he is a rainbow 6 sege player and plays fortnut subscribe to his youtube channel gastly gaming.rowans are creative, artistic, and just generally, intelligent...

sometimes.

rowans moods can swing from distant genius, to hyper spaz, and sometimes, a spazzy genius and sometimes spazzzzzy spaz spesh

rowans hate being labeled, and will let you know that by viciously tearing you apart either verbally, or physically.

rowans are generally, cat-like, obsessing over strange/shiny/pretty things and love attention, but do not like to brag/ show off to get it.

love them or hate them, rowans force you to think sexual about them, and no matter what you tell them, they will continue to do what they want, be who they want, and jiggle your mind and balls along the the way

don't get cocky with a rowan, they have some of the most evil comebacks, it makes you feel sorry for them and hate them at the same time

being rowan salter is a weird experience

by jaeger pilot99 January 9, 2019

Salters

An incredibly racist, hate-filled person who has the tendency to shout random obscenities/things at video games e.g. FIFA. Obscenities include 'Aids', 'you jebend' and 'you sweaty arab'. Having a strange hatred fo any good football players e.g Messi, Ibrahimovic

Lewis: Would you like to see my white cotton panties?
Kane: Oh god, he's doing a Salters
Lewis: Shut up Kane you dirty jebend, bet EA lick your arsehole like they do Messi.

by gibbotelli July 21, 2014

Salter

A nude picture of a girl that is possessed by her female best friend.

See also: saltering

Guy: can I see the salters you have of your best friend??
Girl: No! Girl's eyes only

by Dr. Rohl October 27, 2014

salter

a teacher who uses the word verbatim and is way to serious.

"woah man, don't be such a salter, you're killing the mood."

by Chelsey Kay May 13, 2008

SALTER

anal assassin e.g: someone who inserts there index/forefingers into the excretion zone

josh: did you here what nick did on the weekend

edd: yeah he's such a salter

by kl kid July 22, 2007

bacon salter

one who attempts to glamorize their mundane lives via grandstanding and/or grandiloquent and pompous behavior.

"You like to salt your bacon?"

"Man, that kid sure is a bacon salter."

by john p awesome February 23, 2010

rowan salter

rowan salter is a funny kind sometimes weird(but i love him anyway) boy who is friends with everyone but loves his girlfriend and all ways has time for her

Girl 1: Rowan Salter is so kind and amazing
boy 1: i know hes a great friend

by Rowans girlfriend March 11, 2019