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Halloween O’Sullivan

Making out with a girl on the dance floor while three and a half knuckles deep into her pussy while making eye contact with the guys who brought her to the party.
Chad: Hey bro did you fuck that chick last night?

Adam: Nah bro, I was giving her the ole Halloween O’Sullivan and made her cum so hard for so long that she passed out on the dancefloor.

Chad: Fuck dude! Did you get her snap?
by allhailkingbean December 6, 2019
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Scallivant

To wander aimlessly while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Last Friday we got stoned and scallivanted around Denver.
by High5z September 24, 2014
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Jimmy Sullivan

James Owen Sullivan (February 9, 1981 – December 28, 2009), or The Reverend Tholomew Plague, often shortened to The Rev, was an American musician, best known as the drummer for the American metal band Avenged Sevenfold. He was also the lead vocalist in Pinkly Smooth, a side project where he was known by the name Rat Head, with fellow Avenged Sevenfold member, guitarist Synyster Gates. Sullivan grew up and lived in Huntington Beach, California. The Rev was found dead on December 28, 2009, at the age of 28.
Jimmy Sullivan was an amazing musician that had all the potential in the world, but died before his time.
by Tojo Hiroshita November 22, 2010
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Ms Sullivan

A 79 year old woman. her nostrils are like two curvy bowling pins. she stalks you during lunch time. she also can blow a whistle with her rotten yellow teeth and it sounds like a tornado siren mixed in with a tsunami siren. If you look her in the eye her grey eyes will expand and take the soul out of your body.
“omg; ms sullivan totally death stared me attack gabby!”

“if you look up ms Sullivan’s nostrils you can see the darkness.”
by whotouchamySpGahEttt October 20, 2018
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cal sullivan

by Cals mother October 3, 2020
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O’Sullivan’s Law

O’Sullivan’s Law states that any organization or enterprise that is not expressly right wing will become left wing over time. The law is named after British journalist John O’Sullivan.

Television shows are the best examples of this. 24, House. Charitable foundations are worse but harder to see.

One of the reasons for this is leftist intolerance versus right-wing tolerance. Right wingers are willing to hire openly left-wing employees in the interest of fairness. Left-wingers, utterly intolerant, will not allow a non-Liberal near them, and will harass them at every opportunity. The result over time is that conservative enterprises are infiltrated by leftists but leftist enterprises remain the same or get worse.

Also, leftism is in and of itself a form of decay. It’s what happens not just to television shows but to nations, churches and universities as the energy given off by the big bang of their inception slowly ebbs away. Rather than expend vitality in originality and creation they become obsessed with introspection, popularity and lethargy. Leftism is entropy of the spirit and intellect.

Another reason is that the parasitic nature of Liberals/Leftists attracts them to existing money.

An enterprise can stave off O'Sullivan's Law if their creators keep it in mind and remain vigilant and truthful.
O'Sullivan's Law hit 24 when they finally had a Muslim villain then started running disclaimers that Muslims aren't all terrorists.

The Annenberg Foundation was started by a Republican but it didn't take long before O'Sullivan's Law had them handing a domestic terrorist money for educating kids.

The ACLU, the Ford Foundation and the Episcopal Church all fell to O’Sullivan’s Law.
by Melvin Udall May 13, 2011
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Roy Sullivan

One crazy ass mothafucker. Survived 7 lightning strikes, then eventually commited suicide. Hey, I don't blame him...if God hated me that much, I'd kill myself too.

1942: Sullivan was hit for the first time when he was in a fire lookout tower. The lightning bolt struck him in a leg and he lost a nail on his big toe.
1969: The second bolt hit him in his truck when he was driving on a mountain road. It knocked him unconscious and burned his eyebrows.
1970: The third strike burned his left shoulder while in his front yard.
1972: The next hit happened in a ranger station. The strike set his hair on fire. After that, he began to carry a pitcher of water with him. He also started to believe that some higher power was trying to kill him, according to a 1989 St. Petersburg Times article.
August 7, 1973: A lightning bolt hit Sullivan on the head, blasted him out of his car, and again set his hair on fire
June 5, 1974: Sullivan was struck by the sixth bolt in a campground, injuring his ankle. It was reported that he saw a cloud, thought that it was following him, tried to run away, but was still struck.
June 25, 1977: The seventh and final lightning bolt hit him when he was fishing. Sullivan was hospitalized for burns in his chest and stomach.
The chances of being hit seven times by lightning in your life are about 1 in 16 septillion.

Roy Sullivan: GOD DAMN IT, not again..
God: I heard that, see you next year ;)
by Bun B THE OG September 9, 2007
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