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Salem high School

Salem is a white school with a lot of fake people. Salem is very strict for no reason whatsoever. You literally can get isd for having your phone out,if you refuse you get suspended.
Salem high school: “Give me your phone” “no” “go to the office” (Gets suspended for no doing what the teacher says.)
by Don’t even ask tho October 25, 2019
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North Salem High School

Crappy high school in Salem,Oregon.50% of students drop out before their senior year, and 99.5% of the remaining students go on to pump gas for the populace, who has been deemed too incompetent to pump their own gas.
by Nick_T. October 16, 2008
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Salem High School

Part of the famous P-CEP, or "The Park," in Canton, Michigan. PCEP has the largest high school campus in the United States and is composed of Canton High School, Plymouth High School, and the best of the three, Salem High School. Salem was the first high school built on the college-sized campus in 1970, then called Plymouth-Salem High School. We are the Salem "Rocks" because of the large rock in front of the building. Some make fun of our mascot, but that is because they are too blind to see the originality. They also might be jealous of our great turn around for sports. We are also the only school at the Park with a State Championship in football. Some notable alumni include, American actor, chef, and fiancé of Neil Patrick Harris, David Burtka as well as all four members of the band TwentyForSeven. I could go on and on about how great Salem is, I love being a Rock!
*classmates*
Student #1: Hey, what school do you go to?

Student #2: Haha P-CEP problems! I go to Salem High School.

Student #1: Lucky!
by SalemRock October 7, 2012
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South Salem High School

A high school located in Salem, Oregon. Renowned for the excellent achievement at mediocrity.

The sports teams are often adept, with the exception of the volleyball team, comprised of girls who do nothing but yell really loudly.

South is well known for the food, which will probably kill you, and the student body, which might also kill you.

Especially when people walk around with uncapped drug needles and have sex on the bathroom floor without locking the door.
"Dude, did you see the boys bathroom? Someone wrote all over the walls in shit!"

"Dude, I know. Only at SSHS."

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"Dude, I just beat this kid up for nothing!"
"Only happens at South Salem High School."
by Willy Blumberg August 8, 2009
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South Salem High School

A high school located in Southern, Salem, Oregon. Nestled in the heart of the willamette valley. Mostly comprised of anglo, middle class students. It's in the Valley Leauge sports conference, and has a rich tradition of athletics, music, and academics. Despite a few Administrative failures, South now has an excellent principal. Mr. Phelps. And what Mr. Baumann is refering to is the social lines that reflect the south student body. The athletic, leadership bunch, and the IB academia bunch. The School is lined with social differences, but everyone mostly likes each other.
South Salem High School

"Sam you've skipped leadership for 3 straight days now, you're awesome!" -August

"Will, did you finish your 200 page biography of Mao?""I forgot","Well F for you then"- Chamberlain.
by SSHS Class of 08 February 20, 2009
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North Salem High School, NY

North Salem High School is a shitty ass school in Westchester County, North Salem, New York. This is a place where you don't want to send your children under any circumstances. The town itself is very nice, but the people who live here are a bunch of inbred fucking losers who like to get drunk 24/7. If you're poor you'd live around Peach Lake witch is where every town alcoholic lives, the party basically never stops there. And if you're anyone else you'd probably live on or next to a horse farm. The school however, is filled with a bunch of dumb whores and stupid bitches, the guys are disrespectful assholes and they treat girls like shit. The teachers suck and can't control the kids and the assistant principal doesn't know how to do his job. The high school is falling apart and there is no way in hell it can be saved. Don't send your kids there.
Don't move to North Salem, NY and don't send your kids to North Salem High School, NY, there are plenty of private schools around. Save your children.
by northsalemhaters July 6, 2011
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Salem High

salem high is a school in virgina beach aka the 757 we kick ass
"Salem high is mad gangsta yo"
by Zach S February 27, 2005
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