salad choice

A slang term for a job or the method someone makes their money.

Right now I got the green, and it's not just 'cause my salad choice.

by The Great Dark February 8, 2015

cold salad

Used to describe an action or statement of particular callousness.

You kicked her out, then made her keep paying half the rent? Damn, that's some cold salad!

by refriedwhiskey March 9, 2009

salad shaker

when a male/female partner spreads your legs apart and uncontrollably eats your pussy

@jacobsartorious is the best salad shaker in town!

by bodyrolls May 9, 2018

You Don't Win Friends With Salad

Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.

You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag

by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

Salard

Salard. sal-lahrd noun. A salad that has ceased to be healthy after applying fat-laden toppings.

"After I put bacon bits, cheese, and a half a cup of ranch on my lettuce, I indulged in the best salard that ever existed. Now I need a nap."

by arfawesome January 10, 2014

San Antonio Breakfast Salad

When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.

Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.

by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

Salad is a salad

A phrase I use to repeat when my calico cat, Salad, does something out of the ordinary such as not coming back home for 8 days.

Salad is a salad....Salad is a salad.

by boooba153 April 15, 2022