Saint Patrick's Day

According to the great Theo, men use St. Pat's day as an excuse to touch women who aren't wearing green.

Guy: looks like you arent wearing green, its saint patricks day! *pinches breasts*
Girl: Ahh you caught me
Guy (inside): =) =) =) VICTORY!

by sham March 19, 2004

Saint Patrick's Day

The one day of the year when it doesn't suck to live in Savannah.

I got river faced on shit street

by tuce March 18, 2004

Saint Patrick's Day

The bestest day in the entire world. Everyone is Irish and you can drink until you're shit faced. Guinness flows like water and you get to pinch people on the ass. It's also MY BIRTHDAY! WOOOO HOOOO

Meet you at the pub for some lucky charms and green beer.

by Patty March 28, 2004

Saint Patrick's Day

A day for all of ireland to get pissed

It's Saint Patrick's Day, time for a drink

by gkbcfc March 18, 2008

Saint Patrick's Day

March 17 - a Day to Drink as much piss as possible (notably Guinness) then fall over the floor swearing at your mates and the bartenders

Drink that Guinness mate

by Brother Number One March 21, 2004

Saint Patrick's Day

An excuse to get drunk on a Sunday.

Person 1: Lets go get drunk.
Person 2: But there's school tomorrow!
Person 1: So? It's Saint Patrick's day!
Person 2: WHy didn't you say so in the first place?

by Emadorily March 13, 2005

Saint Patrick's Day

Free beer in Ireland (Lucky sons of bitches), a whole load of pinching for those who don't wear green in other countries. Stupid leprechaun cunts.

The next kid who pinches me for not wearing green, I'll fucking devour you and your mom.

by The Robinator March 25, 2004