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Bust a seed

The act of a male masturbating and achieving a very weak orgasm.
Man when I was jacking it to that hot new Playboy mag last night, I couldnt believe I was able to Bust a seed!
by N0 n33d 2 kn0w my n@m3 October 6, 2011
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Fart a Seed

1. An anus so loose and wiggly that a family reunion of fruits coyld be held comfortably in the rectum
2. To have so many fruits shoved up your ass that you literally fart a seed
Cooper is so loose ge could fart a seed
Lindsey has been farting seeds lately. I wonder what she does in her spare time.
by DeezNutzInYoGutz September 23, 2016
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Popped a seed in ye

When a male is trying to impress or show off to his baby-momma how manly he is, mostly in a slimy or inappropriate way.
Remember when we used to bang? I popped a seed in ye. That’s what makes me a Man. 💪
by dustbin August 26, 2023
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reed in a seed

Giant peice of poo.never been more disgusted in my life to look a someone.he is so fat it takes him a year to spin 360 degrees his flab’s are bigger than him. As we’re talking he is eating honey but Cheerios and drinking Red Bull he is so incredibly fat
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by Professor not November 17, 2018
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reed in a seed

Reed in a seed is the fattest person ive ever seen he has so many flab’s that he lives in America but his belly button reaches Asia

His flab’s Are taller than the burj kalifa and he weighs more than the statue of liberty
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by Professor not November 17, 2018
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choke on a seed

when your weed gets cropdusted and nitrated and you choke until you need coffee
thats junk, i hope you dont choke on a seed to.
by Cody5050 January 12, 2021
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Mississippi Slang to describe someone who is visibly nervous or a person who is shaking from a disease (Parkinsons for example) or hangover.
Did you see that guy in the pawn shop with the 4 plasma tv's? Yeah he was "shaking like a cat shittin' a peach seed"; no doubt that shit was stolen!
by clintoncousin December 11, 2007
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