Sadness Boner

When you get so sad you get a boner.

"I'll never bang Scarlett Johansson. *Sadness Boner*"

Funerals, break-ups, movies, and disappointing Christmas gifts are all causes of a Sadness Boner.

by kain2201 October 16, 2013

sadie hawkins surprise

Surprise! The girl that just asked you to the sadie hawkins dance is actually an anatomical male.

Open your mouth, close your eyes, it's a sadie hawkins surprise.

by Penis surprise November 18, 2013

sadie saxton

The "nasty bitch" on awkward. She's actually freakin hysterical, especially when she makes fun of Jenna. Her punch line is "You're welcome", which she usually says after insulting someone. Also known for flipping almost every single person on the show off. Can't keep a steady boyfriend to save her life, but does have one friend, only because she's incredibly stupid and will do whatever Sadie tells her to.

Sadie: "Get used to it. Sex is gonna pay your way through college. You're welcome."
Jenna: (looks down awkwardly but also shamefully because she knows it's true)

Sadie: "Get used to it. Sex is gonna pay your way through college. You're welcome."
Jenna: (looks down awkwardly but also shamefully because she knows it's true

Guy: Wow, that Sadie Saxton is a bitch, but I love her at the same time!

by ARTPOPGaGa February 7, 2015

Sadie Sink

She is perfect. What more is there to say? She plays the BEST character in Stranger Things, Max Mayfield. She’s also been Annie in 2014 and she has an amazing voice. Not only that but, she’s great at acting too! Her acting skills are IMMACULATE I say. I mean she’s the one who made me bi.

Sadie Sink is the loml, shes so perfect!

by 🎰🪱 January 6, 2021

reefer sadness

Despondency related to a lack of marijuana.

A play on the phrase "reefer madness," which is originally a 1936 anti-marijuana propaganda film.

Man, last week my mom smoked all my shit, and I'm broke. I had a bad case of reefer sadness.

by KoGe August 10, 2006

Chicken Sadness

The resulting dejection and harrowing feeling of impending doom following a full course of chicken.

"I just ate a bucket of chicken and I'm really feeling the chicken sadness" -JS

by Snessej September 13, 2021

Sadness

When your heart feels like it is having a panic attack while simultaneously being stabbed with a knife. Typically your eyes will either start releasing the pain through tears or the pain will just build up inside your body until you have to scream really loud in order to relieve yourself of the emotional burden. You will most likely want to hug the person that made you feel this horrible feeling, but, unfortunately, you are alone and sad and scared and have to deal with the pain by yourself.

The sadness I feel right now is sucking down my heart like a vacuum and making it unbearable to be alive.

by heartisinpain123 April 12, 2015