Poseidon's Sacrifice

The act of sacrificing toilet paper into the toilet bowl to keep your butt safe and dry from Poseidon's kiss.

I took a heavy shit but didn't get any splash damage because I preformed Poseidon's sacrifice.

by TheMadHead May 9, 2018

Sacrifice a sock

Everybody's been there and done that. When you have to take a shit and there's no toilet paper , no nothing around. So you have to "Sacrifice a sock" . Now you can wipe your ass, but you are missing a sock

Sun fu and his cousin fu sun were out fishing. Sun fu had to poop, fu sun didn't have toilet paper...he had to sacrifice a sock

by UrbanDictionary.OG September 24, 2022

The Scarface

After unleashing one’s boner marrow into a whore’s mouth and she has the audacity to spit out your load, you proceed to bitch slap her across the face while wearing a ring, (preferably backhanded but forehanded is acceptable too). As long as it tears her facial tissue, leaving a scar that will remind that whore to never spit out your cum again. You then shove her face in the ground, (creating another gash in her face), and make her slurp it up off the floor and swallow it like a true whore.

That whore Marci spit out my cummies, so I felt obligated to give her my specialty, The Scarface.

I busted a huge load in Marci’s mouth, but I had to Scarface her when she didn’t swallow every last drop.

by Jason’s Sister’s Ass May 23, 2019

Ultimate Sacrifice

To give everything you have to save someone or something that you hold most dear. Requires that you give yourself, in order to provide them sanctuary.

Trading your own life for the lives of many would be an example of the Ultimate Sacrifice.

by Last Pariah October 14, 2010

Sacrifice Ringtone

When you're in class, just sitting down going about your business, and all of a sudden, you hear another student's cellphone go off. You suddenly check your phone to make sure it's on silent or vibrate, knowing that the teacher/professor has a no cellphone policy. Your phone was on the whole time! You've just been saved by the sacrifice ringtone.

Christina's cellphone: "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH"

LaRon: "Oh shit lemme make sure my phone off!"

Christina: "damn why I had to be the sacrifice ringtone?"

by JerseyNaijaBoy February 21, 2011

Sapcrifice

A Sacrifice (usually of a baby) performed by killing child with a large piece of frozen sap. Common in winterous regions of the world.

Origin: The Sapcrifice dates back to Incan times, when tribal leaders would sacrifice their babies to the gods on days when planets aligned. The practice was well accepted and was a big happening in small villages.

Look at that Sapcrifice happening! lets go over and watch!

by Fuck Reddit November 29, 2013

Lowly Sacrifice

To sacrifice yourself with or without multiple people in a valiant effort .

“If I’m going down, I’m going down with a Lowly Sacrifice.”

by Lowly Man December 20, 2020