Sackblaster

n. Pertaining to males only, usually in a sitting-down position; a fart, usually intense, that escapes forwards, not backwards. Upon its treacherous escape, the fart blasts one's ballsack with an inferno of hot, stinky air.

Son: Dad, I was on a date at the movies last night and I totally launched a sackblaster during a quiet scene.

Father: I guess SOMEBODY didn't get their balls licked last night?

Son: Well, she majorly shit her pants right before the credits rolled, so I wasn't tryin' to mess with that!

by Bouchet July 26, 2008

sackslapenosis

A disorder caused from the slapping of another Male's testicular region.."Danger Zone"..This disorder causes the male's testicles to turn a blue-ish color and to hurt like a mofo. Remedies include: Hookers, Blowing a load, or Marijuana.

"I called her a cunt and she gave me sackslapenosis"

by Chris and Mark October 28, 2006

Sackslap

n. a sharp tapping sound made with a man's testicles. usually against their partner's ass during intercourse. This is also valid against one's chin.
v. sackslapping

my girlfriend really enjoys it when my balls sackslap her booty during sex.

by VITO SANTANA November 20, 2009

Balls Sackolini

2 girthy meatballs and a long spaghetti noodle forming a dick and balls

Dude, the cook gave you a balls sackolini

by EliteCorrupted the ass Swatter July 7, 2022

Sickolarious

When someone is so funny that you pee your pants and then you fall and barley survive. AND THEN SOFIA KILLS YOU

Marrrrr is so Sickolarious

by EmmaFartedLikeAHoe February 6, 2020

Sackology

When you don't know what your major is so when someone asks you, you respond with "sackology" and spontaneously whip out your sack

Random person, "Hey dude what are you majoring in, in school?
You, "oh this new thing called SACKOLOGY" (whips out sack)

by Finna McFinnafinna December 23, 2015

sackflap

when farting and your testicle sack flaps giving an echo sound.

"wow bob ! sounds like you had a little sackflap with that one"

by cuddles browncove March 1, 2009