cincinnati spackler

cum in said significant others ass and then have them fart in your face

i got shitfaced last night then she/he gave me the cincinnati spackler

by mypssy August 11, 2010

shaolin shackles

Unintentionally getting your pubic hair caught, snagged or stuck in a zipper while zipping up your pants or shorts.

The hippy chick that never shaves or grooms herself has the shaolin shackles and now needs a pair of scissors to free her pubic hair from the shorts she is wearing.

by Reno/flex March 21, 2015

mustache dip my dream sickle

A polite way for a female partner to ask for cunnilingus.

Hey Big Rod, do you want to mustache dip my dream sickle? It sure is tasty!

by show up cat November 19, 2014

Suckleberry Fin

Attaching a live salmon to a pregnant female's breast with the goal of filling the fish with breast milk before broiling the fish in its own juices and serving it covered in a handmade blackberry compote.

"I went to this new hipster restaurant in Five Points and left as soon as I saw what their house Suckleberry Fin special was all about."

by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018

New chains , same shackles

New chains means that you changed as a person , same shackles means that you still have (problems , depression ect) and that nearly nothing changed , you still feel as you did before the "new chains".

New chains , same shackles (song by $uicideboy$)

by Pseudonymuz July 4, 2020

Sucklefritz

when a woman is giving you a rather acceptable blowjob, and u finally splooge your load into her mouth. after you are finished, a sucklefritz might occur. she will try to suck every last drop of cum your penis still contains in the shaft. she will use her hand to squeeze your penis in an upward motion, just like when you squeeze a tube of toothpaste to get that last little bit out on your toothbrush.

Guy: aww thanks for the blow job, babe. you are the best. you literally drank all that cum i produced just now. i am so drained.

Girl: gotta love the sucklefritz!

by mikey b.i.z.z.l.e October 6, 2009

Spackle Jack

Seminal fluid that one has stored (usually jarred/canned) for use as a lubricant during sexual intercourse at a later time.

Jimmy dipped the bologna pony into the luke-warm jar of spackle jack before thunder fucking Todd's b-hole

by maMFz11 January 15, 2019