I went cougar hunnting the other night and this bar, because there's been talk of Saber Tooth sightings here. We think this rare and sought-after breed might stop in at "The Dead Fish Bar" during her bi-yearly migrations from San Francisco to the Napa wine country.
by trinh nguyen May 13, 2008
Get the Saber Toothmug. by zeppenwolf July 1, 2011
Get the Saber Toothmug. An attractive older woman in the MILF category. Similar to a cougar, however much older. Seperated by cougars mainly due to menopause. Aged at approximately at 50-55+.
by Some Guy Named Mark December 25, 2007
Get the saber-toothmug. a woman usually in her fifties dating a man 20+ years her junior, often considered a cougar past her prime.
That saber tooth is on the prowl.
That saber tooth has gone extinct but she just doesn't know it yet.
That saber tooth has gone extinct but she just doesn't know it yet.
by raven888 September 8, 2009
Get the saber toothmug. A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.
by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015
Get the saber-toothed sealmug. I knew Mike had a thing for cougars but when I saw a 55 year-old lady talking to him, I realized he had transitioned to saber-tooth tigers.
by The Eta July 2, 2009
Get the saber-tooth tigermug. A woman far too old to be a cougar, who even though she no longer has IT, continues to pile on makeup and chase much younger men. Martha Raye was an example of a true saber-toothed tiger when she scored that gay guy before dying.
Dude, I banged a saber-toothed tiger this weekend. She popped her teeth out, blew me and then gave me some milk and cookies after we finished up in the sack.
by Justin Goff March 1, 2009
Get the saber-toothed tigermug.