Swonking

Transy University.
The act of putting your dick in a chicks ear.

So I was swonking this chick the other night and there was an abundace of ear wax on my dick.

by Chris Shain/ JJ Tulbs/ Nick/ Swonk/ Bitter December 4, 2004

swonked

To be severely intoxicated after having consumed alcohol.

"Oi mate, your swonked. Better lay off the swonk for tonight"

by kenturamon April 27, 2009

swonked

Being left by a girl at a bar when that girl has found a better prospect.

I was chatting up a girl who was obviously shoulder surfing. I knew she found her mark when I got swonked.

by Troy Wright October 14, 2007

swonk

verb: the act of swonking
adj: to be a swonker
noun: get off my swonk

Get all yous swonk off me!

by Will December 26, 2003

swonke tonker

A state of getting drunk to the point you can barely walk and talk.

1Andy and Jason were the biggest swonke tonkers last Saturday.

2Kelley said she is going to get swonke tonked tonight.

by Grigg&Kellah February 6, 2014

SWONK

That celebratory feeling one gets when on a road trip and you cross a major milestone, a stateline, or enter a special region - all while flying down the highway, speeding over the speed limit, sipping your road drinks and pushing your road-trip trash around in the car while singing with your road-trip music. SWONK is the battle cry you shout to express that euphoric feeling of crossing the state border. Some feel it's akin to the feeling of a first hit of heroin, or being mildly intoxicated. It's a fleeting feeling however. Hence why those on road trips continue driving like bats out of hell, intent on getting their next SWONK fix by driving across the next state border.

Yo! Dukie! We just crossed the border into California!!!! SWONK!

by Swonkificator June 24, 2022

Swonking

The ability to suck your own dick

Billy: Is that guy swonking over there?
Jim: I think he might
Billy: Nasty

by SWONK September 16, 2014