SWM

"Snape's Worst Memory", the name of the 28th chapter in Order of the Phoenix.

Person 1: Do you think Snape's a redeemable character?

Person 2: Honestly, after reading SWM, I don't know anymore...I'm so confused...

by Zucchini_Hearts January 9, 2021

SWM

short-term, ghetto saying for 'skankers watch me'
oftenly used before a skank has begun, to inform fellow skankers that you are about to start skanking.

search: skanking

skanking don #1: 'swm!'
skanking don #2: 'yes bruuuv, bust a snake!'

by partyallnight1234 October 12, 2010

swm

sex with maya.

i want to have 'swm'

by TiNy. December 22, 2009

Self Wiped Male (SWM)

A male who purposely wipes himself for his girlfriend in order to use guilt as a means of manipulating her.

A male suffering from Self Wiped Male (SWM):
Boyfriend will not party or hangout with other male friends in areas in which females and males might interact in a physical way, so as to use this as a situation in which she feels guitly for him not having fun. In most situations the girl does the exact opposite and is the domanant one in the relationship.

by David Meller May 9, 2007

SWM's

an abbreviation for straight white men.

"I'm so tired of swm's having control over everything -_-;"

by shinjikinnie123 July 8, 2021

SWMs

Pronounced like swims, Straight White Men (specifically cis-gender men)

The music industry is run by SWMs

by RATATATATATATATA TA TA September 1, 2021

SWM (Single White MAGA)

Do you even really need a fucking definition for what these involuntary celibates are? It's pretty self-explanatory ffs.

Holy shit there's a lot of SWM (Single White MAGA) on the Facebook tonight talking about what they'd do the first time they see a non-digitalized vagina

by BeelzeDerp May 5, 2022