Nonce Sweets

When an older Male/Female offers out sweets to those considerably younger than them, in hope of achieving some affection in return.

Hey, did you see Paul handing out his nonce sweets at reception?

by Mr.GS March 27, 2019

Make-a that sweets

Having sex like your old Italian-American grandparents taught you.

"Nonno, how-a do I make-a that sweets?"
"Like-a me and-a Nonna taught-a you."
"Grazie."

by Fandank January 5, 2020

SWEETS GOON

A sweets goon is generally anorexic due to the high intake of budget cola and low grade confectionary. A sweets goon generally appears much older than in reality due to stress of wanting sweets 24/7. Sweets goons generally avoid schools because hanging around offering crap bon-bons or mishaped chocolate bars is a bad look. It is not uncommon to see a sweets goon being ejected from premises for apparent drug abuse whilst screaming "its only a sherbet dib dab!!" . Sweets goons generally have terrible fashion sense and dress like bertie bassett on heroin. Sweets goons often resort to petty squabbling over the last werthers original or begging for a pound coin to get 3 packets of buzz.

Oh man..Look at that sweets goon chasing the ice cream van

by IVOR BIGCOCK December 14, 2014

Sweeseburger

The act of a swedish person eating a cheeseburger while highly inebriated and hurling incomprehensible swear words in random directions.

"Dude, you remember last night, ricke went all Sweeseburger after the club."

by XeroThirteen June 4, 2009

Swisher Sweets

Cheap cigars that most people use to roll blunts with. Very easy to split and dump out the tobacco to replace with weed. Popular among rappers.

Lets cop a swisher and flip a blunt

im out my mind,just blew a thousand swisher sweets
in my black and orange charger,call it trick or treat - young jeezy

by Antron420 July 27, 2010

MY SWEETS

My delicious boyfriend. Mine. My boyfriend. My sweet piece of man, who has sweet everythings. Delicious.

I love my sweets.

by -Domi January 19, 2009

Sweeps

A time of the year the world of television programs where the virgins become sluts, the straits become gay, the mild-mannered become basket-cases, likeable characters turn out to be evil and/or die, couples cheat on eachother, the selfless turn selfish, someone gets pregnant, and just about any other thing that the creators can think of to boost their show's ratings enough to avoid getting cancelled by the network executives.

Often as soon as sweeps week is over, all these elements are suddenly written out or forgotten.

FOX is the best network to catch sweeps week stunts due to their tendancy to cancel on a whim.

by Pyro Infernos August 30, 2008