swab

Super weak ass bitch.

Me: Bro, you comin out tonight?

Bro: Nah, I'd rather stay home and do something lame.

Me: Stop being a swab.

by Brolociraptor11 April 4, 2011

Swab

To "swab" is to perform in the act of female masturbation, or to finger a female.

The past tense would be "Swabbed".

Ex.

Angela: "I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna go swab."

Marcus: "I was swabbing this girl the other day, and she totally had herpes!"

Jaime: "It smells like tuna in here!"
Katie: "Sorry...I just swabbed."

by Cela J. August 28, 2012

Swabbed

When a cotton swab is inserted up your nose for medical testing (the rona).

Bro, I just got swabbed. I swear that swab touched my brain

Yo! I heard you got swabbed last week! You got the Kung flu?

by REKTASAUROUS July 20, 2020

Swab

Slang for female masturbation. Coined by a female caller to the Big O and Dukes radio show.

Caller: "I swab to the sex scene in Monster's Ball."

by Chad Michael Michaels March 19, 2008

SWABS

Sweaty Ass and Ball's

It's so hot in here, I've got SWABS.

by Kat929 September 19, 2010

swab

an acronym for Shanked With A Bullet

Due to the superior feeling caused by stabbing someone with a knife in the gaming world, swab or swabbed is used to ridicule an opponent after an especially superior kill. Since a shank is essentially a pointed object, to swab someone basically means to shank them at range.

ch00bs4uc3: Dangit I died!
xXxNubSlayerxXx: Oh baby, you've just been swabbed!

by Omberto January 19, 2010

swab

U.S. Marine Corps term for a mop or a sailer--either of which can be used for cleaning the deck.

We saw several drunken swabs returning to their ship.

by ars64 April 15, 2006