Stumpf

A poo made unnecessarily long or lengthy because of smart phone, tablet, laptop or other computer/technology use.

Man 1: "Damn man, he's been in there for half an hour!"
Man 2: "Yeah. He's in there with that iPad taking a stumpf."

by TheOneArmedMan September 26, 2013

shise stumpf

German for stump full of shit

What a shise stumpf!

by phartimus maximus June 29, 2010

darrin stumpf

The gayest man you will ever find. He is old and smelly. If you see him beware he may lick you.

WATCH OUT HERE COMES DARRIN STUMPF

by Wreckitralph13 June 18, 2019

George Stumpf

Some one who is made fun of and called names like nazi for being German. Even if one of their great grandparents was born in Poland.

He was George Stumpfed at school.

by Mr. nubs1127747488 May 8, 2022