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stripe shirt theory

The idea, proven by research, that a girls tits look larger when they wear a shirt with horizontal stripes on it.
Matt: Dude her titties are looking huge today.
Logan: Yeah shes wearing a stripe shirt too.
Matt: Its the stripe shirt theory again man!
by latinmaster December 16, 2011
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Dave Strider

"Man, Dave Strider can't think of anything ironic. That's pure irony!"
by Dave Strider. August 19, 2011
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Warowl’s first law of counter strike

The better somebody is at Counter-Strike, the more of an asshole they are.
Person 1: Damn man, I played with the cockiest cs player but he was really good.
Person 2: I see you have stumbled upon the Warowl’s first law of Counter strike.
by Curio234 April 15, 2021
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Striker

Luxary or sports car of high value that was stolen and gets VIN re-registered as a new vehicle.
Yea folks nem got them strikers my mans just got a scat for 30k obd.
by Billebadass April 2, 2022
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Pussy Strike

Similar to a regular strike, when a woman decides to actively withhold sex from someone (namely a man) until she can negotiate her desired terms, or just get what she wants.

Or, sometimes those bitches do it on purpose, because they're pissed at you for some stupid shit, or because they know they can. They enjoy watching you squirm, trying not to think about it.

Then you excuse yourself to the bathroom and try to rub one out, but you can't cum because you know that her pussy is so good that you just CAN'T go back to the old shit!

Meanwhile, your balls swell with sexual tension, aching every time you move, until finally you can't take it anymore. You have to give in to get some of that sweet, tight pussy!!
Dude 1: FUCK!!
Dude 2: What's wrong?
Dude 1: My girlfriend went on a Pussy Strike, and I haven't came in four days!
Dude 2: Heh... Yeah... Just get a Fleshlight and keep it duct taped under the bathroom sink. I named mine Cristal.
by raichupal5 January 10, 2013
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B-52 Strike farting

Flatulence that sounds like a heavy bomber strike.
After the Burrito dinner B-52 Strike farting was heard in the car!
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
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Dirk Strider

A character from Homestuck, Dirk Strider is the paradox brother of Dave Strider and the Prince of Heart (e.g. Destroyer of Souls).
"Don't mess with that guy, I hear he fights like Dirk Strider!"
by Thatguy413 September 12, 2013
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