Filling Up the Stetson

Urinating in an open container while riding in a moving car. The phrase originated in 1835, when settlers riding the Oregon Trail were forced to relieve themselves in a large Stetson hat, to avoid stopping their wagons for fear of Indian attacks.

"Geez Jimmy, would you drive a little smoother? I'm filling up the stetson right now, but since you're driving like a maniac, it's splashing around everywhere."

by Ladderwalker January 27, 2009

Stetson

An American name for males. Stetsons are usually independant, fun loving, curious, and friendly. Stetsons are chick magnets who have thriving love lives because girls can't resist their charm. Stetsons' love matches are girls with names for love, such as Kristen or Amanda. Stetsons are charming, handsome, and intelligent. Men named Stetson are notorious for their large penises.

Stetson was great in bed last night.
This is my son, Stetson.
Stetson here graduated top of his class.
Oh, Stetson! Don't stop! YES! YES! YES!

by hard_to_handle January 4, 2008

Will Stetson

I guy who makes anime songs into swing melody's

"Hey Bob what is that song playing on you're radio."

"Oh that's just black rover but its a swing arrangement by Will Stetson."

by taisted August 25, 2020

Statsify

Once in a MILLENIUM Hypixel and Minecraft stat bot (for gamers). Worked on by THE BEST DEVELOPERS in the biosphere (they're pretty good) Some would say they are infamous for their sexy bodies and dazzling smiles as well as their ability in the bedroom. (Many women). If you don't have Statsify in your discord server, delete yourself. Thanks.

Jake: Have you heard of Statsify?

Connor: No, what is it?

Jake: Well I know it's better than Statpixel

Connor: Yup.

by GoogleSites (Statpixel Inc.) October 5, 2020

Stots

Short form of sthothiram which is used as a greeting between christians tamils in various places of tamil nadu, india, mostly used by ex-christians and atheists

Hey happie, stots!
Halo tobina, stots!

by tobisan May 25, 2021

pat your stats

IN BRIEF: An act of bragging or being selfishly concerned about your own accomplishments. Stats is also short for statistics.

Don't pat your stats. It's not all about yourself. But the real world obviously shows different.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 31, 2010

stats

In gay chatrooms, a man looking for RT (real time) sex will IM an individual in whom they are interested and write: 'stats'. This means that they wish to know the age, height, weight, body type, hair color, eye color, penis size, and desired position (top, bottom, or vers) of the man whom they are soliciting for sex.

Napervilletop: you lookin?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?

by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004