std

Basically like a computer virus, but for people. You want the free Prada bag, you have to risk the attack on your computer, and possibility of it never working again.

You want the sex, you have to risk the attack on your 'down there' region, with the possibility of it never working again.

I got an STD and now my whole fun zone is covered in blisters.

other guy: thanks for sharing...

std by sweetness-and-light July 11, 2007

STD

Sexually Transmitted Disease

See burned.

That slut gave me an STD

STD by scally hater October 31, 2003

STD

Super Thick Dick

Girls want to get penetrated with a STD from their boyfriend. Gotta catch them all.

STD by Anonymous Dick Slayer December 12, 2019

STD

STD stands for Snooki Transmitted Dumbness. Are girls in your school wearing super slutty clothes? Tanning their skin 24/7? Putting their hair in poofs the size of the Popes hat? Then they have the STD. After watching Jersey Shore for too long, some girls have acquired the STD. Signs include but are not limited to...
-drinking vodka for breakfast
-drinking vodka for lunch
-drinking vodka for dinner
-drinking vodka for dessert
-skin that is so tan, she is invisible in a dimly lit room
-causes public disturbances 24/7
-eats pickles... by sucking on them
-when asked why she does something, she replies with "I'm at the Jersey Shore... BITCH!"

-everywhere is the Jersey Shore for her
-a sudden interest for meat-heads and gorillas
-when someone calls her phone, and is looking a girl named Angelina, she replies with "No, she died"
-she is as smart as a...Snooki

Dude 1: "Crap dude, my girlfriend and I were watching Jersey Shore last night, and she got the STD!"

Dude 2: "Damn bro that sucks. Has she started eating pickles yet? I wanna watch...

STD by WW-PSouthBoy14 August 16, 2010

STD

Spontaneous Torrential Diarrhea

Whenever you are normal one second, then randomly you get the urge to have explosive diarrhea and then, when you sit down, it just explodes out of your ass like a torrential rain...

Explosive Diarrhea, and just another thing that STD stands for...

STD by Chance3985 February 4, 2009

STD

An abbreviation for "Save the Date"; a card that is distributed to invitees in advance of a formal invitation to announce the date of an upcoming wedding.

I got an STD from your sister the other day.

Thanks for the STD! I'll clear my social calendar.

Not another STD! My summer is going to be completely ruined!

STD by Weddings can be so annoying. June 6, 2011

STD

Stanky Twat Disease

Jeff fucked Sarah even though she suffered from STD....a lot.

STD by leinad ttogib February 20, 2009