by Anonymous Dick Slayer December 12, 2019
STD stands for Snooki Transmitted Dumbness. Are girls in your school wearing super slutty clothes? Tanning their skin 24/7? Putting their hair in poofs the size of the Popes hat? Then they have the STD. After watching Jersey Shore for too long, some girls have acquired the STD. Signs include but are not limited to...
-drinking vodka for breakfast
-drinking vodka for lunch
-drinking vodka for dinner
-drinking vodka for dessert
-skin that is so tan, she is invisible in a dimly lit room
-causes public disturbances 24/7
-eats pickles... by sucking on them
-when asked why she does something, she replies with "I'm at the Jersey Shore... BITCH!"
-everywhere is the Jersey Shore for her
-a sudden interest for meat-heads and gorillas
-when someone calls her phone, and is looking a girl named Angelina, she replies with "No, she died"
-she is as smart as a...Snooki
-drinking vodka for breakfast
-drinking vodka for lunch
-drinking vodka for dinner
-drinking vodka for dessert
-skin that is so tan, she is invisible in a dimly lit room
-causes public disturbances 24/7
-eats pickles... by sucking on them
-when asked why she does something, she replies with "I'm at the Jersey Shore... BITCH!"
-everywhere is the Jersey Shore for her
-a sudden interest for meat-heads and gorillas
-when someone calls her phone, and is looking a girl named Angelina, she replies with "No, she died"
-she is as smart as a...Snooki
Dude 1: "Crap dude, my girlfriend and I were watching Jersey Shore last night, and she got the STD!"
Dude 2: "Damn bro that sucks. Has she started eating pickles yet? I wanna watch...
Dude 2: "Damn bro that sucks. Has she started eating pickles yet? I wanna watch...
by WW-PSouthBoy14 August 16, 2010
Spontaneous Torrential Diarrhea
Whenever you are normal one second, then randomly you get the urge to have explosive diarrhea and then, when you sit down, it just explodes out of your ass like a torrential rain...
Whenever you are normal one second, then randomly you get the urge to have explosive diarrhea and then, when you sit down, it just explodes out of your ass like a torrential rain...
by Chance3985 February 4, 2009
An abbreviation for "Save the Date"; a card that is distributed to invitees in advance of a formal invitation to announce the date of an upcoming wedding.
I got an STD from your sister the other day.
Thanks for the STD! I'll clear my social calendar.
Not another STD! My summer is going to be completely ruined!
Thanks for the STD! I'll clear my social calendar.
Not another STD! My summer is going to be completely ruined!
by Weddings can be so annoying. May 12, 2011
by leinad ttogib February 20, 2009
by Broken Lizzard May 4, 2006
Acronym for "Stomach to Tit Differential"
A rating system by which the females breasts are judged by the relation to their own stomach.
*As made famous by Cicchelli "the Bull"*
A rating system by which the females breasts are judged by the relation to their own stomach.
*As made famous by Cicchelli "the Bull"*
I.E. Due to Pamela Andersons tiny waist, she has great STD.
on the complete opposite end of the spectrum, despite her wealth and use of the word "Va Jay Jay", Oprah Winfreys stomach makes her have bad STD
on the complete opposite end of the spectrum, despite her wealth and use of the word "Va Jay Jay", Oprah Winfreys stomach makes her have bad STD
by HarryTwatter April 28, 2008