SSD

Slow, Sweet, and Dirty. Special combination of techniques for pleasing your chick.

Yesterday my girl was having a bad day so i gave her a little of the SSD. I finished her off with a real nice fuck rattle.

by MikeCheezmar February 22, 2013

SSD

Short/abbreviation for : SMASH...SPLASH AND DASH.

John/Jane:I gotta be at work early in the morning...so im going pull up, imma SSD...you cool with that ???

Jake/Jackey: Yeah...thats okay with me...c"mon!!!

by whispersloudly February 23, 2021

SSD

Suck
Sum
Dick

“Y’all tryna go SSD tonight”

by Oodiegang August 29, 2019

SSD

Suck Some Dick

YO you douche go SSD.

by DaTKiDUnStopable September 25, 2009

SSD

An abreviation for the Executor class Star Dreadnought (Star Wars), commonly called a "super star destroyer".

A gigantic 17.6 km (11 mile) battleship, the first example, Executor, was Darth Vader's flagship during the Empire Strikes Back.

The second SSD, Lusankya, was secretly buried under the surface of Coruscant, and later, under the control of a cloned Palpatine, burst up out of the planet and rose to space, killing some hundreds of millions in the process.

The SSD Executor punched out of hyperspace surrounded by six ISDs which looked like dinky toys by comparison.

by Dirge September 29, 2004

SSD

Spontaneous Shirt Diving... Can also replace Shirt with Skirt.
The act of spontaneously sticking your head up one's shirt/skirt.

Logan, an SSD expert, strategically shoved his head up Elisabeth's shirt.

by Seraph_Six March 21, 2004

SSD

stands for Stupid Sasquatch Syndrome. Typically, people with this disease are extremely tall and fall down often. Their intelligence is highly affected because they are so tall and the blood has a hard time traveling to the brain. Another side-affect is that SSD'ers like to tackle handicapped people. SSD'ers named their own disease and did not (and still don't) realize that Syndrome does not start with a D and that the acronym does not fit.

The doctor diagnosed me with SSD after I tackled a handicapped kid in the next room.

by RightSaidFredYOUKNOWIT:) March 01, 2011