Urban Dictionary: Definitions by OrgasmicOnion

SSD

A "Solid State Dick". A dick that is always rock hard.

Brad: "Hey, how'd it go with Jenny last night?"
Chad: "It was amazing! She's amazing in bed...but I think I got a SSD now."

SSD by OrgasmicOnion June 10, 2019

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A laser guided 2,000lb bomb. Also known as “2000lb of go-fuck-yourself”.

The pilot just dropped a GBU-10 on those motherfuckers! They ain’t shootin’ At us anymore.

GBU-10 by OrgasmicOnion October 31, 2018

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A girl who is very hot/pretty on the outside but once you get to know her you realize she's a horrible person.

I thought I liked Avery, but it turns out she's a bitch-in-a-bombshell

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