Squimps

More than one squimp.

Look at those squimps!

by Chimma January 18, 2019

squimp

remember that dumb bitch from phineas and ferb, candyke or whatever the fuck her name was and it was the episode where she had squirls in her pants? well it’s that but Squirrels Queefing In My Pants.

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by caughtsimpin February 10, 2020

squimp

Somebody who goes against there guild is seen as a squimp. Liek if you tell other guilds the tactcis or something along those lines. Treason to your guild, clan or squad.

Don't recrute him/her is a squimp

by P'ro May 15, 2006

Squimp

A tiny baby penis that you can barely see kinda like a baby penis

My friend has a squimp
My mom sucks in squimps
Please get your squimp away from me

by Dr.OldManJenkins January 2, 2019

Squimp

Boring person who like to obsess over a girl to get something but in the end get nothing because he’s lame

"Dude look at him, still on that girl, what a squimp."

by Hdhsjshsau June 5, 2020

Squimping

When you spit in a guy’s foreskin and rub it around with the spit inside.

- Me and Marla went to squimpville last night, if you know what I mean.

- I don’t know what you mean, what is squimping?
- She pulled back my foreskin, spat in it, closed it, then rubbed it around. You’ve seriously never squimped before?! What a prude!

by gregory3boobs July 5, 2024

Squimp

A person who is obsessed with someone purely platonically
A combination of the word "squish" (platonic crush) and "simp"

Person 1 "My homie is so cool. Like I dont want to suck his dick, but if he asked me to, I would, cuz I just respect him that much"
Person 2 "You're a squimp"

by Naruball July 30, 2022