Splong Cat

Splong cat is belived to be the childbirth of Long Cat and Speedy Cat. Not much is known, except that he is obviously speedy and long.

Dude, I just saw splong cat. It went as fast as Britney Spears can get high.

by SpeedyCake April 17, 2010

Splong Head

When someone is a baaad gimp

"ELLIE IS A SPLONG HEAD"
"DANNY IS A SPLONG (HEAD)"

by splong monster July 15, 2018

Knee Slapper slong

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.

Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!

by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

Shlong Dong

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

by Matwak April 23, 2017

Sploig

Australian Splooge

Oi Mate *Moans**Sploiges*

by SoppyBalls February 22, 2020

pong slong

Pong Slong is something you get when you have stink dick

I got some pong slong after fucking that chick last night

by RUGETPUP October 29, 2015

Ding Dong Shlong

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016