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Splong Cat

Splong cat is belived to be the childbirth of Long Cat and Speedy Cat. Not much is known, except that he is obviously speedy and long.
Dude, I just saw splong cat. It went as fast as Britney Spears can get high.
by SpeedyCake April 17, 2010
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Splong Head

When someone is a baaad gimp
"ELLIE IS A SPLONG HEAD"
"DANNY IS A SPLONG (HEAD)"
by splong monster July 15, 2018
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Related Words
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Knee Slapper slong

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.
Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!
by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016
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Shlong Dong

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.
I have a shlong dong
by Matwak April 23, 2017
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Sploig

Oi Mate *Moans**Sploiges*
by SoppyBalls February 22, 2020
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pong slong

Pong Slong is something you get when you have stink dick
I got some pong slong after fucking that chick last night
by RUGETPUP October 29, 2015
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Ding Dong Shlong

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up
Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"
by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016
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