Splatoon ranked

F*CK YOU B*TCH YOU SHOULD’VE GIVEN ME THAT F*CKING CLAM AND I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I COULD’VE GOT US TO X-RANK IF I GOT THAT ONE F*CKING CLAM

I’m so glad that Splatoon ranked is over and I can use my aerospray in turf and get camped by carry bucket

by Notatrashcan January 16, 2021

splatoon

The latest Nintendo IP, "De Blob" meets "Team Fortress 2". A currently unreleased multiplayer shooter where players control squid-children called Inklings, spraying colorful ink all over a battlefield to control as much territory as possible. Currently has a metric ton of fan art, most of it pornographic in nature. Single-handedly convinced a large number of people to consider buying a Wii U. Also, its art style is so, so 90s.

"Hey, did you hear about this new shooter called Splatoon?"
"Is it anything like Call of Duty?"
"...Get out."

by Mr. 86 June 15, 2014

slaboosh

The sloppiest of blowjobs. Usually given in bathrooms or on dance floors by that heavy set sorority girl everyones smashed.

Bro 1: My duude, i heard Moaning Myrtle gave u head in the middle of the dance floor last night...
Bro 2: Shit bro.. Keep it on the low but yeah she gives that MEAN slaboosh

by Le'MoofDiver July 14, 2015

Splatoon 2

splatoon two is gud game. it is throwing colorful shots of ink at others.

"cmon, lets go play splatoon 2"

by iddunno July 19, 2020

Pearl (splatoon)

Pearl Houzuki (Hime in Japanese) Is an inkling and is one of the members of Off The Hook, a fictional idol group (her partner being Marina Ida) in the game Splatoon 2 released on the Nintendo switch... she also has a big forehead and is a literally trash gremlin... I lover her so much

Pearl (Splatoon) is my favorite character!
Idk why some people don’t like Pearl (Splatoon) , she’s great
JUST APPRECIATE PEARL GODDAMNIT

by Rat_Lord April 7, 2021

spalooshie

The act of performing a handjob while your partner is vomiting. Similar in principle to a blumpkin.

Sara: Oh my God, like, Ben was SO drunk last night, he like threw up while I was giving him a handjob!
Katie: EW GROSS I HATE SPALOOSHIES

by thedanceofstvincent April 3, 2015

Sploopity Sploosh

Catchphrase of Melvin, who is the brother of the Joker

When Melvin appeared in the alleyway, he yelled his infamous catchphrase "Sploopity Sploosh!"
During my presentation in class today, some Tard yelled out "Sploopity Sploosh!"

by Melvin! Melvin! November 28, 2019