When the coroner arrived, he determined the cause of death was spalding. The woman was suffocated by Mr. Cox's ridciulously huge ball sack which had already been filed on record as a deadly weapon.
by Dr. Kenneth Kaniff December 07, 2008
5'6" leggy blonde girl with blue/green eyes, and parents who are enthusiastic about basketball. Has a generally good and slightly perverted sense of humor. At first comes off as a far off, ditzy, space cadet, but is really a deep and emotional person. Plays volleyball and basketball, and makes all the boys drool ;)
"Whoah, dude have you seen the new girl? She's totally Spalding material!"
"Yeah, she's hot, I had a dream about her last night... "
"Yeah, she's hot, I had a dream about her last night... "
by wouldilietoyou?? October 04, 2011
by Tonger10 June 29, 2009
by Craig spalding September 04, 2018
someone who should be/is about to be punched/beaten up. After the brand Spalding who among other things make punching bags for boxers.
by Prince Walter April 27, 2008
A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.
Also known as a hot fudge sundae.
Also known as a hot fudge sundae.
Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.
by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009
by Bob cenco the 3rd April 19, 2007