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Cox Sucker 

Someone who is willing to pay ridiculous amounts of money to get internet from Cox Cable.
"My whole house is filled with Cox, and it's one of the best experiences of my life. But they keep raising the price. They started at $40 for preferred internet, then $45, then $50, then $55 and when they keep raising the prices, I feel like a Cox Sucker! I'm not a Cox Sucker! I don't wanna pay that kind of money, and if you're fine with paying that kind of money that makes you a fucking Cox Sucker! Don't be one!"
Cox Sucker by u fekn gooks November 6, 2014
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Brian Cox syndrome 

The psychological syndrome whereby the sufferer feels the need to wistfully look up at the night sky , spit out some meaningless physics equations and say the word "vast" several times.
(looking up at the night sky)

person 1. "space is truly vast perhaps even infinite"

person 2 . "you have classic Brian Cox syndrome"
Brian Cox syndrome by Alike Jousts September 23, 2012

Dancing Courtney Cox style 

In 1984, Bruce Springsteen's music video for "Dancing in the Dark" debuted. Throughout the video, Bruce continuously looks at model Courtney Cox standing on the front row. At the very end of the video, he invited Courtney Cox up on stage to dance with him in a very corny way.
"I had a dream that I went to a Maroon 5 concert and ended up on stage with Adam Levine, Dancing Courtney Cox style!"

cox sucker 

tarrant sux dick
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cox sucker by kieryn May 22, 2004

cox speckle 

Black seemen dried up in the corner of your eye
Mike you have a cox speckle in the corner of your eye.said billy
cox speckle by Chowder head May 11, 2016

Cox service provider 

When you pimp out your gay friend to the homies
Your friend is cute. You wanna talk to him?
Oh my god your such a cox service provider!

Cox High School

The most white school in Virginia Beach, besides FC. Mostly rich white people attend. There is however one hall way where all of the black people hang out in masses. Has the cliques of any other school in Virginia. You can also walk into any classroom and find about 8 different types of illegal drugs.
Cox High School by EMJLKT November 23, 2004
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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