A snyder is a homosexualfish that likes to suckle on male genetalia. The fish is found on the high mountains of Colorado generally within 25 miles of the Mexican Hamburgeusa stands located around the Federal boulevard area in Denver.
Hey man, did you see that snyder hanging off that dude's waist? He was having a nice hamburguesa with that suckle!
A man who will only settle conflict through lawyers because he is tremendously scared of his surroundings; someone who may be a very large man who is often overpowered by his small dogs; a douche bag; someone who may work for a Canadian institution of some sort, yet still claim to be patriotic; a man who may be too scared to climb up a ladder; a selfish prick
"hey man are you okay? Why are you on the ground?"
"my two small dogs just overpowered me right next to my BMW 5 series which I'm very protective of even though it's not that nice."