Smurfing

Verb:
In forum usage, the act of a person using another login name to try to fool the forum populace that he/she is a different person. Usually occurs when the said person was recently blacklisted under a previous name, and is attempting to cover up or hide his/her new identity.

Boostd20PSI was smurfing the srtforums.com forums under his new alias, AnotherSlowSRT4. He was immediately blacklisted again.

Smurfing by Rydiak September 20, 2004

Smurfing

high ranked csgo players that rekZ small knoob in silver

omfg another guy smurfing FML

Smurfing by meatspinned May 19, 2016

SMURFING

Dividing a large amount of money into smaller sums to make money laundering easier.
(No joke man, I´ve been in the banking business for two years.)

The 1.500.000 Bucks of drug money were smurfed into batches of $50.000 each and declared as an automobile dealer´s cash flow.

SMURFING by Alex the Bankster March 24, 2004

Smurfing

Smurfing, the act of painting oneself blue then sneaking up on people and rubing your penis on them.

Chris thought smurfing was cool he once smurfed a lady so hard, i thought she was going to passout.

Smurfing by jcwizzle September 10, 2016

SMURFING

The act of hitting someone across the face with one's penis

I SMURFED the bus driver for arriving late; would you like me to SMURF you?; What lovely weather for smurfing

SMURFING by Spyke March 17, 2003

Smurfing

The act of going out drinking purely to catch yourself a woman of small stature, 4'6" and less.

Dude that guy should just go Smurfing

Smurfing by Naraic72 January 19, 2011

Smurfing

1. When a person dips their penis and/or strap-on in blue paint and slaps it against the naked body of a little person until said little person is "blue" and/or until one or both partners reaches orgasm.

2. When a man injects blue dye into his scrotum and orgasms all over a little person, getting blue "paint" all over the little person. This action usually is followed by a trip to the ER to examine the possibly leaking scrotum.

"Dude, I totally smurfed in her face last night."
"Nice! What'd you do after?"
"Got her to drive me to the hospital! My balls were wet as FUCK. It hurt like shit. She was so turned on that I was smurfing in her hand on the drive to the hospital."

Smurfing by Fan123456789 February 5, 2018