smoof

The most amazing material known in existence, that the man doesnt want you to know about. It is also one of only 3 materials that are genie proof.

the man doesnt want you to know about smoof.

by WHYsuchHate April 10, 2006

Smoof

The act of pushing two peoples cheeks together so hard that they are squished together.

Come here baby, lets smoof!

by Mariam Bee July 11, 2008

smoof

An Iron or device used to get the wrinkles out of your clothes

Bitch hit me upside the head with a smoof!
I smoofed my shirt.

by Tbag21 March 23, 2007

smoof

An action made between close friends where one person, the smoofer, runs towards the other person, the smoofee, and glomps (tackle-hugs) them. The smoofer then proceeds to cuddle and kiss the smoofee. It's great fun. =D

Kara runs up to John and puts his arms around him before kissing him, a true smoof!

by Reid March 28, 2004

smoof

rewrite of smooth

smoof operator

by thomas January 23, 2004

smoof

some random word i typed into a google search because i was bored

i'm crazy, look at me: "smoof! smoof! bulawaga!"

by Splad July 11, 2003

smoof

The rare occurence when a fart's path is anally blocked, and must resort to exiting the body via pee-hole. Similar to a queef.

That smoof smelled like ass.

by Zanzarella May 16, 2003