by Allison September 17, 2004
by lee November 02, 2003
Used to describe a female who is a passive aggressive frigid fag hag with chip the size of Texas on her shoulder. She will also turn any situation into moaning about how crap her life is.
Person 1: *Tells long winding story about how crap her childhood was* I know by posting this I am giving my enemies here ammunition. It would be pretty goddamn low of any of them to use any of this but if they did, it would show me that they are no better than the people mentioned above, i.e. they are scum.
Person 2: You are such a smob!
Person 2: You are such a smob!
by notasmob January 21, 2011
step-mother of (the) bride
Sighing, my sister said, "I don't really have a role in the wedding formalities, I'm just the SMOB."
by Uncle Genie September 15, 2016