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let me smell yo dick

When your girlfriend believes you to be cheating so she asks to smell your dick to see if it's been undid another female
Boi you betts let me smell yo dick if you gon be sneakin in the house at 4 am sayin you went to tha store
by Ash.the.SAV March 25, 2016
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Me-smell

a smell that reflects your body odor often only gotten by clothing sometimes a recliner or room can tae on a me-smell
Aw this housecoat has a me-smell
by Lost48 March 24, 2017
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STOP TRYING TO SELL ME MUGS

THEY'RE USELESS,UGLY,DON'T HAVE A SENSE TO EXISTS,COST 32 DOLLARS(that's too much for a mug),AND I DON'T KNOW WHY THE URBAN DICTIONARY WANTS ME TO BUY THEM
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Person 1:STOP TRYING TO SELL ME MUGS
by Some_European_Dude August 17, 2022
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SELL ME YOUR SHIT

Phrase often used by players of the game "Skyrim". Player is often done watching Tosh.0 and searching for real entertainment. Also, a phrase taken at face value.
MERCHANT-You need something?
PLAYER-Everything! Sell me your shit!!

"I'm going to the bathroom, shouldn't have finished off the jalapenos."

"Sell me your shit!"

"ok"
by dannycarey January 10, 2012
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Don't Sell Me a Dog

This Victorian phrase means 'don't lie to me'. In the 1800's, it was common for dog salespeople to try to pass mutts off as pedigrees. This is supposedly the origin of the phrase (which was popular until the 1870's).
“You think I'd believe that you're a wizard who's also the cousin of royalty and Bill Gates' twin brother? Don't sell me a dog.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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Me'Shell

Someone who you can get really close to and can be yourself around. She can dance like a black girl and has the donk to prove it. She will spend all her time around you if she truly cares about you. Get her mad? Not good, you will be intimidated by her. She will tell it how it is, yet she is shy if in unfamiliar grounds. This is the type of person I would want as my bestie.
Me'Shell drops that booty so low.

Me'Shell and I are like two peas in a pod.
by Batman20 December 16, 2011
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me'shell

1. The "cream of the crop," best of the best, better than everyone else
2. Showing all the characteristics of the ideal person, perhaps even god(ess)like
3. Amazing, awesome, supercool
Michelle is definitely me'shell
by the supercoolest January 3, 2005
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