smusterbolder

small particles of gaseous poo which are small enough to pass through the soiled garment attached to the flatulent arsehole

phil released cabin pressure in a busy queue in a sandwich shop and annalisa replied "phew ive just eaten your smusterbolders you grass"

by youknowdamnrightyoubastard November 26, 2010

Smostly

A mixture of sometimes and mostly

I’m always silly and smostly awakey

by Carlos manifesto January 26, 2019

sucstressful

Achievement of success while enduring much stress.

In the same business day you find out the property you rent for your biz is in forclosure & then you receive a phone call from a national publication congratulating you on your biz making the front cover of next months issue. That's a sucstressful day.

by SoakinJoes.com September 13, 2009

Smaste

something that smells like the taste of something

"this Nivea lip butter smastes like strawberry fruitella"

by Rodman Sandra ;) October 4, 2019

SMSTD

SMSTD or S.M.S.T.D. abbr.

1. noun. Short Message Service Transmitted Disease: a text message of a comical sexually transmitted disease such as chlamydia.
2. verb. to send a textually transmitted disease over a mobile phone.

I spent my office hours SMSTDing syphilis to everyone in my address book. not many people found it as funny as i did.

by DrJonas December 13, 2006

Smister

An affectionate nickname for my sister

I love my smister.

My smister is the best.

by >^..^< May 5, 2009

smest

The hybrid smock/vest "uniform" worn by associates at retail stores, notably Wal*Mart.

Tina rummaged through her smest pockets, finding empty coin wrappers, half a pack of cigarettes and a lighter, her car keys, and unpaid-for chewing gum, but could not find her badge to clock in.

by mark from houston January 1, 2009