Turd Slapped

The act of defiling an object or individual through the use of animal or human feces.

Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.

Bob: "Andy returned his worksuits, but they smell like shit."

Boss: "Geez, they smell bad. This one has a long brown stain on it"

Bob: "Oh wow. I think Andy Turd Slapped you"

by Sir Dumps the Boss January 26, 2007

Snapped

Opposite of flopped; when someone comes thru.

"Yooo, Max just snapped on that music, it was so bumpin'"

by sonessssss June 28, 2015

turkey slapped

to be slapped in ones face possibly other places with a males penis.

"i got turkey slapped"

by DoYlE McFoYlE August 28, 2005

Pitch Slapped

When you believe you are engaging in a legitimate conversation only to find yourself staring down a sales pitch.

My neighbor said he wanted to show me something and when I went over to his house he Pitch Slapped me.

by Joeshepherdmba September 26, 2017

Mitch Slapped

Term for the expression people make when listening to the notes from unexpected voices... (See: Mitch Grassi in Pentatonix- Hallelujah)

I jus got Mitch Slapped

by Svn0One May 20, 2022

gimp slapped

1.To be assualted by one who is handicapped, either permanently or temporarily.

2. To be assualted with a means of assistance for a temporary or permanent handicap.

Yo, did you see that? He hobbled on over and gimp slapped him with his crutch!

by Da saus is good April 7, 2008

Whoopi Slapped

When someone fills their butt hole full of air, and slaps them with it and lets out a poo.

Shane Dawson was crazy as all shit in bed and whoopi slapped me.

by Adrojake January 11, 2011