smap

A cross between a slap and a smack.

Opium: he smapped me on the head

by OpiumCookie June 17, 2008

Smap

SMAP (verb) - The act of slapping a person after applying one's smegma (A whitish sebaceous secretion that collects between the glans penis and foreskin or in the vulva) to their hand.

Jeremy: I'll kick your ass!
Brian: Well I'll smap you in the fucking face.

by Fabs-n-A-dog April 30, 2009

Smap

The act of faping, only in a even louder manner. Similar to slaping your junk.

Dude, did you hear that samping?
No, i was to busy smaping myself.

by EnderFox October 25, 2012

Smap

Smap is a word to express pure greatness. Spam is something incredible breathtaking and super.

OMG that song is Smap!

by MARyGaRLAND...heheh...lol March 25, 2010

smap

the sound made by ones testicles after horribly devastated by a handrail after a failed skateboarding attempt

friend one: "dude did you see that kid!? he totally just wrecked his nuts!"

friend two: "i know it was like SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP... SMAP!

by Dr. Doris and friend July 31, 2008

Smap

This is the use of a strong pimp hand slap, but with only 75% of full standard pimp hand slap kinetic force. Utilized generally to make an example of but not spoil the goods by elite urban pimps

When an elite pimp smaps a girl to get her attention but also the rest of is stock, without the potential for financial loss from damaging said goods.

by Doctor Übel November 19, 2010

Smap

Shorthand for smiled appreciatively. Should be substituted for the overused expression "lol".

John read Sara's witty email and sent responded with a note reading only, "smap".

by Nek_0414 November 27, 2012