smangable

A person of the opposite sex you wouldn't mind smashing AND banging, also known as smanging.

Me: Damn man, check out that girl by bar.
You: Yeah...she's definitely smangable. I'd like to see her nekkid.

by rir1981 June 18, 2011

Aromatic Smake

(noun): a group of students ranked top tier of their school academically and socially

- can be commonly referred to as "david's wang" or "tiger is my daddy"

Damn bitch. Have you heard of Aromatic Smake? It's only the group chat with the hottest fucking people in it. Those who may or may not have been accepted to University of California: Berkeley.

by b r u h h h h h h h h h April 5, 2017

smant

Usually a type of bun. Excruciatingly good.

They can be used to absorb foreign liquids from the bum crease, or to provide something to bite down in when its going in dry.

"only Smant Buns have the answer"
"excruciatingly good buns"
"Smant, Simple, Strong, Stained, Smant"

by Racing Dave September 5, 2005

Smangers

she can get the smangers - derived from phrase, she “can get it”…a woman who looks so good that you can see yourself having sexual intercourse with her - Uzowuru Urban Dictionary Part 1.

Person:hey man have you the new girl at school?

Michael Uzowuru: yeah dude,she can get the smangers.

by Bruce Lee Uzowuru August 3, 2011

smakulate

Smakulate -- masturbate
Smakulation -- masturbation
Smakulits -- skeet, jizz, and milk
Smakulator -- someone who smakulates for people
Smakulating -- masturbating

Smakulate - "Im gunna go in the other room and smakulate before mom comes home..."
Smakulation - "Damn, that smakulation session was crazy yesterday."
Smakulits - "As I walked through the hallway remenants of smakulits dripped onto the floor."
Smakulator - "Here comes the smakulator, maybe she can smakulate me today."
Smakulating - "I ran into the bathroom and began smakulating to pictures of paris hilton."

by Nick & Taylor October 20, 2006

smanik

When two lovers integrate the use of barbeque sauce while either:

a) recieving or giving a blumpkin
b) having sex on a table
c) and/or having anal sex

Susan smaniked Jim on top of a cafeteria table while at school.

by HollyHorny69 January 19, 2010

Talking smak

Also "smak"

1) To talk disparagingly about someone.
2) To lie about someone.

Alternately
3) To talk nonsense. "Bullshit"

1) "They've been talking smak about you and making you look bad."
2) "It's not true baby, they're just talking smak."
3) "No, get real, it's not really true, I was just talking smak."

by WordBoy July 10, 2003