slopapotomus

A combination between a slop tart and a hippopotamus. A girl that cant handle her alcohol that is falling down drunk and crying. She usually is not very attractive.

Man when Deena was walking home from the club tonight she was being a slopapotomus

by soccergodking March 5, 2011

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Slopapotimos

What you look like in the morning

He is such a slopapotimos

by ah mark March 18, 2011

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slopatoe

A human toe that gets any sort of foot fungus, foot disease, or overall foot nastiness.

Mushing around in three inches of blood and guts can lead to a nasty case of slopatoe.

by J Gibbs May 26, 2007

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slopapotmuas

Fat sloppy drunk that can on longer be in public and hippopotamus all at the same time, also know as a sloppyhippo.

Jenn is a slopapotmuas when she goes out to the club.

by slopapotmuas hater March 3, 2011

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Slopabottumus

When you're drunk and you can't be on top because you have limited motor functions. So you offer to bottom like a starfish.... but then the jackhammering causes sickness... and then shit gets sloppy.

Kelly: SO totally saw that you houdini'd out with that guy last night, did you?.....
Sarah: .... I was a total slopabottumus on that one. I didn't even ask for his number. I just bailed.

by BlurryFace80 November 14, 2016

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