Canadian Slapshot

A male takes his penis and dips it in maple syrup. He then approaches a female, who gets down on her knees. The man then winds up, and slaps her in the face with his maple glazed boner.

Aww man her face was so sticky and bruised after that canadian slapshot last night, lol.

by WELL IN THAT CASE, SNARF SNARF January 11, 2011

Indian Slapshot

The act of spitting on a woman's back while doing it doggy style to make her think you ejaculated, while simultaneously ejaculating in your hand, then tapping her on the shoulder and slapping it across her face when she turns around.

Guy1: Last night, I gave (female) an Indian Slapshot.

Guy2: Dude! How'd you get away with that?

Guy1: Well, she didn't see it coming.

Guy2: That was an awful pun...

by Quaq October 9, 2013

swamp slapshot

When you slap your penis hard against a girls vagina who has a bad yeast infection. It sounds similar to stepping knee deep in swamp mud.

Yo that biddy is totally sloppy, you can her that swamp slapshot from a mile away.

by office12 April 22, 2010

Madison Slapshot

The act of pulling open the back of someone else's pants and defecating in them and releasing them causing a slapping effect. Originated in Madison County, Maine as a form of hasing amongst school aged pals.

Shut up or I'm going to give you a Madison Slapshot!

by J.D.C. October 5, 2016

snapshoteye

someone who thinks he's still a teenager, he isn't.

snapshoteye looks and probably smells like disgusting out of date ham, also likes underage girls.

by coolman1234444332432 May 24, 2022

Slap Shot Regatta

A Game In Which 2 Players Take A Series of Slap Shots At Eachother, One As A Goalie, usually Ill-equiped (uses pillows, couch cushions, cardboard, rope and other household items). most commonly played in North American Basements.

My Brother called me a pussy so i challenged him to a game of Slap Shot Regatta

by Pungkrawk April 12, 2010

slapshit

Coined by the Nostalgia Critic in his review of Home Alone 3 to describe John Hughes' later work, slapshit refers to movies that rely heavily on physical (slapstick) humour, but fail to entertain with it.

NC: What happened? He was like THE voice, and then he got lost to this slapstick inspired shit, or slapshit as I like to call it.

His performance was right out of a slapshit movie.

by NanashiBaka October 17, 2010