Simms

a person who takes alot of drug
includes drugs that are smoked, injected and inhaled

you are such a simms

by jonny bob May 21, 2004

Simms

Sometimes referred to as the 7th layer of hell, Simms is a small town in Montana. Inhabited by drunkards and racist hillbillies, it is advised to never enter unless you plan on hitting up a clan rally. The High School is run by a fucktard nazi, and the town is run by a cavalcade inbred douchenozzles.

What, you live in Simms? Please don't talk to me, as I am not a racist asshole.

by killaavenged November 06, 2012

simms

1. a black person

2. a con artist
3. a nicer term for nigger

you didnt show up to work today... you lazy simms!

by mankow November 06, 2009

Simm

A pimp that goes to Aquinas

by Simm October 26, 2003

Mr. Simms

The worst form of a teacher. They assign a shit ton of homework and make the class stay after. They are generally pricks.

Damn, that teacher made the whole class stay after for this one kid, what a Mr. Simms

by ChunkyBoi May 07, 2019

Simms Disease

A disease brought to the world by the Simms family. It causes an irresistible urge to watch television, cravings for ham sandwiches, sleeping and missing many days of school or work.

Friend: Hey, wanna hang out tonight, Cooper?

Cooper: No, I would rather stay home and watch Ghost Adventures.

Friend(thinking): Damn, Cooper must have Simms Disease.

by WisconsinGurls October 08, 2011

Slurpin Simms

When a guy nuts in a bowl, gets a spoon full and slurps it like its soup

Melvin: i think that guy is a slurpin simms...

Todd: Fagget...

by choo hoo March 06, 2009