5 definitions by Enkommunistjävel

simm

abbreviation for “spit in my mouth”

Girl: Wdya want?
Me: simm shawty simm!!!!

by Enkommunistjävel February 13, 2023

lal

lal - Laughing Anonymously Loud, commonly used by 13-year old kids wearing epic fail guy masks while sending LOIC strikes to websites. Very common to "LOL - Laugh Out Loud" which is used pretty much everywhere when people spot something they believe has humoristic online but isn't too funny. While "lal" being used by teenagers who hate the government just because they have never had any girlfriend in their life,

13-year old epic fail guy: Ok guys lets hxx0r the U.S government frum our private p0rn history, activating LOIC CANNONS lal!!!!!!!!!

Another 13-year old epic fail guy: lal xd!!

by Enkommunistjävel March 16, 2017

Chad

The greatest alpha on the planet. Confidence level is so high that he could strip off his clothes and walk to work bare naked. All it takes for women to fall for him is to sight him in a radius of 200 meters.

Greg: John you're a fucking chad, dude!

John: Cya later virgin!

by Enkommunistjävel October 6, 2019

fillicite

Derived from “fillicide” which corresponds the act of a parent murdering its offspring, fillicite is the noun for the perpetrator involved in such case, the parent.

Josh: Emma has some serious fucking issues, she’s absolutely mental when you guys aren’t around, the amount of red flags ranges from gaslighting to physical outbursts. I am worried about her son, because she could hurt him anytime.

Sarah: She’s showing obvious signs of a fillicite, we should call the authorities.

by Enkommunistjävel September 14, 2023

WOORI AH AH

A rare expression mainly used by Somali people when you tell them that you don't speak Somali

Abdullah: What language(s) do you speak?
George: Uhm, english.
Abdullah: WOORI AH AH?!?!? YUO NO SPEAK SOMALI?!?!?

by Enkommunistjävel October 6, 2019