Signed and solid

The act of writing your full name with firm chunks of excrement on the body of a spouse, lover, or stranger.

I couldn't stand Two Girls One Cup because it was so messy, it would have been better if they were Signed and solid.

by TheBigCowCruncher78 May 18, 2011

signed-intologist

Someone who blogs or belongs to several networking groups such as myspace, linkedin, facebook or has several e-mail accounts that they are constantly signed-in to.

You're on all of those space...book network places, you're becoming a signed-intologist!

by madmckinneymexican February 26, 2008

Signed Cutter

Someone who puts Xx at the beginning and at xX at the end of their AIM and text msg signature. It basically shows they cut themelves and arent afraid to show it.

Kalia: hey

Tay: ...

Xx kitties xX
Kalia: Whoa.. Your a signed cutter? Damn.

by Kinna November 15, 2009

Signed Binary

A language for mute people who can talk by signing with their hands.

That blind person is using signed binary!

( Basically, its sign language. )

by ThisisCharlotte June 10, 2010

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

Silk and satin, signed wit a patent

Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.

First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."

by omnimetaversal aka T-Money May 26, 2010

The Guy Who Signed Up For Fun

Reference to the movie "Battle Royale".

I'm the guy who signed up for fun!

by Shred February 13, 2004