Signal Mountain Middle High School

Signal Mountain Middle High School is a Middle/High school located in Signal Mountain, Tennessee. More than 1350 are enrolled. 98% of the school consists of White Republican families that make over $200,000 in their household per year. To be considered decent by the school, you must have Social Media along with a fancy iPhone. The teachers have high expectations. They expect you to study for 9+ hours everyday. The teachers also make sure to give you lots of homework so you have to be locked up in your room studying instead of doing things you enjoy. If you have anything wrong with you, skin wise, looks wise, etc. they will make sure to destroy you will insults about it. No matter how much to try to make yourself decent, they will still insult you. If you are a decent person and not a social outcast, you will be welcomed.

Since my parents don't make $200,000 a year, I can't attend Signal Mountain Middle High School.

by AccurateDictionary December 8, 2017

signal boost

Posting to a community forum (mailing list, social networking site, discussion board) in hopes of getting more attention for an event or cause. This is not the primary or first announcement, but rather one of many auxiliary posts or cross-posts to communities with individuals who are likely to take interest.

*Signal boost: Race against Lupus on Saturday!*

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by phyzome January 4, 2010

signal suppository

n. A driver who accelerates when you signal to change into their lane, even though they have a lot of space to let you in. Very common in Los Angeles driving. Seeing your turn signal, they instinctually step on the gas, and get right up your a**, like a suppository.

I almost had a bad accident because I changed lanes and that signal suppository nearly rammed into me!

It's so hard to change lanes because of these signal suppositories!

by Doctor Science February 20, 2011

Signal Sweeping

-verb: The act of grasping your cell phone firmly in one of your hands, extending your arm, and moving your arm across an area in a right to left motion(or vice versa)in an attempt to find signal in places with little or no reception.

1. I began signal sweeping in my friends basement until I had enough bars to send the text message.

2. Michael frantically began signal sweeping to find reception so he could call back his girl friend.

by Cameron O. Dunlap March 10, 2009

Signal joint

That garbage DNA that B cells don't need no mo

BLUE HOTDOG "Hey man, you got any of that sweet V40 gene left?"
RAG "Nah man, that stuffs a signal joint now"

by Tall guy mike February 15, 2017

Signal 69

Term used to tell another co-worker that their hookerfaced whore of a boss is in the area.

Felix: "Hey, there's a signal 69 heading over here."
Jose: "Damnit! What's that fucking cum bucket doing out of her office?!"

by shwat October 8, 2007

signal to noise ratio

The ratio of useful information to useless information in any given statement.

George W Bush has a very low signal to noise ratio.

by flame August 29, 2003