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shoulder check

The act of intentionally bumping another person's shoulder with your own shoulder as you walk past them. It is meant as a display of open aggression or simple disrespect depending on how roughly the shoulder check is performed.
Janet shoulder checked Denise on her way out, hoping for a fight.
by Miami Mistress November 30, 2009
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I like your shoelaces

Tumblr code for when you find someone you think looks like they use Tumblr. The correct response, as Tumblr users should know, is "Thank you! I stole them from the president." "Thank you," however, is commonly changed to "thanks."
Guy: *Sees someone who looks like someone they saw on Tumblr* Hey, I like your shoelaces!
Girl: Thanks. I stole them from the president.
by Sammy Blueberry the Weirdo February 18, 2021
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i should call her/him

When you are reminded of a person by inanimate objects in a sexual way.
*squirting lotion on hand* i should call her/him or *mixing mac n cheese* i should call her/him
by lolpp37 June 13, 2020
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counting shoulders

its a term used to put your arm around someone. you start with counting ur far shoulder away from them as one, two which is the closest one to them, 3 their first and 4th the farthest one on the other side and keep ur arm around them
have you ever counted shoulders before?”
“dude, i just used the counting shoulders trick on katie and it worked!”
by kathryn money September 25, 2018
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Should just work

What a Sales Engineer says when he/she assumes a solution to solve a highly complex problem will actually work. The solution always ends up working when these words are uttered during a customer call.
Customer: Are you sure this derived credential solution that has never been tested in production will actually work with our use case?
Sales Engineer: It should just work.
by Luke The Hutt April 10, 2020
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Shoulder Shaking

Shoulder shaking is stimulation of the genitals with the hand for sexual pleasure.
by Specs Gonzalez January 28, 2020
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Shmule Bar

Another name for a nic stick, chooch, smack, vape
Cheddy let me tap the Shmule bar
by Jmpmarciano June 5, 2022
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